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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #15 on: January 27 2012, 09:25:32 PM »
maybe it will help
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #16 on: January 28 2012, 03:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Zap on January 27 2012, 08:19:52 PM

If I sell a million copies, a sequel is assured (999,997 to go).   :cool;



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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #17 on: January 28 2012, 05:27:57 PM »
I certainly appreciate it!  :icon_super:
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #18 on: January 28 2012, 05:30:14 PM »
You notice how whenever Stephen King does an interview, that he never mentions me? Professional jealously. He can see me gaining.  :chin:
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« Reply #19 on: January 28 2012, 06:33:13 PM »
My first thought was the book was Stephen Kingish...but then I thought cross King with Koontz and twist the hell out of the storyline, then have jeff foxworthy read it aloud!
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #20 on: January 28 2012, 06:34:09 PM »
More appropriate, tho, would be Roger Mudd(e)
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« Reply #21 on: January 28 2012, 07:11:07 PM »
Actually, Plan Nine from Outer Space infamy is just as dandy as...uh, famy, as long as it pays. That's a lotta "ases" for one sentence.

Face it, I'm too damn weird for comparisons.
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« Reply #22 on: January 28 2012, 07:25:36 PM »
don't know about weird, but, you got a hell of an imagination!  I believe you could do this for a living if you want to put in the perspiration
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« Reply #23 on: January 28 2012, 07:30:26 PM »
I really have no imagination; I only think that I do.
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« Reply #24 on: January 28 2012, 08:12:08 PM »
seems to work for you....boggles my mind how you came up with such a complex plot and character description... I was sure I would find mothman in there somewhere, however
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #25 on: January 28 2012, 08:17:31 PM »
Mothman IS a perfect character for a horror-comedy
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« Reply #26 on: January 28 2012, 08:21:56 PM »
However, the only way to make any money in the horror genre (unless you're Stephen King) seems to be catering to the teenage girl demographic -- with books featuring Sissy-assed vampires. Sigh
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« Reply #27 on: January 28 2012, 08:27:31 PM »
I like the Zombie fallout books by Mark Tufo.....makes me laugh as well as wonder if he will make it.

Of course, I like the Zombieland movie with Woody Harrelson-be sure to get him to star in the movie adaptation of your book
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« Reply #28 on: January 28 2012, 09:24:45 PM »
Somewhere out there, Michael Clark Duncan is hoping that the book gets made into a movie, because he's the only one who could possibly play a certain part.


I wanna kill sissy-assed vampires with a pneumatic-powered semiautomatic crossbow -- armed with exploding bolts.
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #29 on: January 29 2012, 02:59:39 PM »
D*mmit, Ya coulda blown up a mopar!   :icon_evil:
mousetang?  :icon_fU:
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