Ever notice

[DCEPTCN]

that fruit flavors never taste anything like the fruits that they try to immitate. Like there is nothing in the world that tastes like a banana aside from a banana. Oh, and grape flavored things? Sheeeeit, they don't taste anything like a fucking grape. Now since we've all grown up surrounded by these horrible immitations we're accustomed to it but I bet the first guy to taste orange soda was like, "What the fuck is this?! No, it doesn't taste like a fucking orange, it taste like a goddamned heap of sugar!". That's how I envision it, anyway.


"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

[TSM Girl]

Someone PLEASE, throw  at Sylvan some candy.

[SuperSix]

Here ya go

 :pee;  :pee;

   

[Zap]

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then taste is in the mouth of the bechewer, therefore rendering your analogy analogous to nothingness, which, in itself, is something, though not much.

[Turbogn86]

 Bannanas need love too... lol

[DCEPTCN]

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then taste is in the mouth of the bechewer, therefore rendering your analogy analogous to nothingness, which, in itself, is something, though not much.

Mastication is purely utilitarian thus rendering your pragmatic slight the whimpering of an enuretic. Furthermore, taste is in the mouth of the belonker- oh, fuck it- nana-nana boo-boo stick yer fuckin' head in doodoo.

[Top Speed]

Shit-talking at its finest!^^^

[Zap]

Shithead at its primest ^^^

[Top Speed]

Oh now you are name calling!

[Zap]

Simply reinforcing the obvious

[Top Speed]

Now you are just being mean.

[SuperSix]

Jesus.

[Zap]

Buddah...and why the fuck have I STILL just got three stars?

[SuperSix]

3 years = 3 stars, jackleg

[DCEPTCN]

I find it sad that no one went for the 'dictate' joke that I set up perfectly.