Failbook - "A Very Historic Fail"

[SuperSix]

:rofl;

[Top Speed]

lol!!!

[DCEPTCN]

lol, nice....

[SuperSix]

"Whatevs". Cockroaches are bad ass.

[Zap]

I smash the cockroach, I claim superiority.

[DCEPTCN]

Ah, this reminds me about an (at the time) horrible story about me in Alexander Maine (yeah, Google Earth THAT, motherfucker) bashing miceseses brains in with a peice of firewood. Good times.

[DCEPTCN]

Alexander Maine, and Calais -I lived there too- are so far east that around there even Rob would look like Wyatt Earp. In fact, the next time you hear the Metallica song "So What" and Hetfield barks out the line, "...I've been to Eastport, too." know that Sylvan has spent a few weeks in Eastport.  


Before Tim or Chris have the chance: So what?

[Zap]

Robb is more of a Wild Bill Hickock

[Zap]

with two b's

[Recklessrob]

Alexander Maine, and Calais -I lived there too- are so far east that around there even Rob would look like Wyatt Earp. In fact, the next time you hear the Metallica song "So What" and Hetfield barks out the line, "...I've been to Eastport, too." know that Sylvan has spent a few weeks in Eastport.

[Top Speed]

Presque Isle, Houlton, and Bangor good for me!

[DCEPTCN]

I lived in Saco for a few weeks many years ago. One night, I got pulled over for expired tags. Then the cop found out my insurance was expired as well. He said just to park the car and he'd give me a ride home. Funny how, even after a 5 mile ride with me in the back telling him that he could never catch my car...he never showed any sign of realizing how shitfaced I was. lol I just realized that's not even my best 'pulled over in Saco' story.

[Recklessrob]

I lived in Saco for a few weeks many years ago. One night, I got pulled over for expired tags. Then the cop found out my insurance was expired as well. He said just to park the car and he'd give me a ride home. Funny how, even after a 5 mile ride with me in the back telling him that he could never catch my car...he never showed any sign of realizing how shitfaced I was. lol I just realized that's not even my best 'pulled over in Saco' story.

He may have realized that you were shitfaced, but gave you a break instead by not ruining your record and doing the responsible thing by giving you a ride home.

[Zap]

...he never showed any sign of realizing how shitfaced I was.

Shitfaced as in drunk, or in reference to your usual turdish visage?

[Top Speed]

I betting on the usual turdish visage.