Page one "Call me Ishmael"
Page 17 "Stop calling me Ishmael"
Page 93 "Now is the winter of my discontent..."
Page 107 "Now is the spring of my discontent..."
Page 109 "Now is the Summer of my discontent..."
Page 178 "Now is the Fall of my discontent..."
Page 211 "Goddammit, I'm never content..."
Page 234 "Play the Guitar? Yeah, I can play the guitar...for a price, mutherfucker!"
Page 298 "How many times must I tell you, I don't do bar mitzvahs!"
Page 478 "It's under there, you just didn't look hard enough. Spread the hair out further"
Epilogue "Far be it from me to offer you any advice. It's your foot after all, leave it there if you want"
There are more pages, but those are the best ones.