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DCEPTCN

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Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« on: May 18 2007, 12:49:07 AM »
...I look away in horror. But today (near Holbrooh, AZ) before I had the chance the bitch cow took off running and -I swear to GOD!- the would-be humper chased after her on tippy-toes and straight-up *tackled* that Big Mac....which resulted in a dramatic plume of dust. Now, in order to avoid hitting the rig in front of me, I had to look back at the road.....but, giggling like a Daisy Scout, I realized that I've never seen a bull with a hard-on run on it's hind legs for 10 feet or so.




Just sayin'.
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #1 on: May 18 2007, 07:30:46 AM »
Have you ever considered therapy ?
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #2 on: May 18 2007, 08:51:04 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 6:30 am"
Have you ever considered therapy ?



ROTFLMAO!  I think he is passed getting help!    :rofl;
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Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #3 on: May 18 2007, 09:19:37 AM »
getting help only lets u know u have a problem... it never really helps anything.
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Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #4 on: May 18 2007, 10:00:29 AM »
nice, I would have used the mental image to shwack later on!
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #5 on: May 18 2007, 12:19:01 PM »
All I can say after this is............ .. :pics;
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #6 on: May 19 2007, 01:50:43 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"
Have you ever considered therapy ?
12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #7 on: May 20 2007, 09:24:45 AM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"
Have you ever considered therapy ?
12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.
How does playing football and impersonating Michael Jackson supposed to help ? Please explain.
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Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
« Reply #8 on: May 27 2007, 07:05:57 PM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun May 20, 2007 6:24 am"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"
Have you ever considered therapy ?
12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.
How does playing football and impersonating Michael Jackson supposed to help ? Please explain.
'If you have to ask.....'
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