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Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru
« Reply #30 on: October 02 2008, 12:28:22 AM »
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I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.


I'll be leaving you the worlds smelliest upper decker if I do...
Even that is far less repulsive than the above desire that someone enter me...and on TV no less!  :bigeyes;

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Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru
« Reply #31 on: October 02 2008, 01:31:33 AM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:29 pm"
'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink


Bitch please, I've been hitting Buffalo Sweats with tequila lately.

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:29 pm"
and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour


That woman's twat looked like a catcher's mitt that was left under the tire of a semi all summer. *shudders*

I can only hope there are low shower heads at truck stops.  :smt071
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Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru
« Reply #32 on: October 02 2008, 09:43:51 AM »
The graphicity of certain posters narratives relating to their exploits in the neon jungle after moon down ( a term that is certain to stir not so well hidden urges in said posters inner uglinesses) makes me long for the purity of Edgar Rice Burrough's prose and the image of Cheetah never turning his back on the man.
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Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru
« Reply #33 on: October 02 2008, 10:16:54 AM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:29 pm"
My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.

I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.


I actually got a good chuckle out of that!  Funny shit. :supz:
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Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru
« Reply #34 on: October 02 2008, 06:27:39 PM »
Stop sucking up to Sylvan, suck-up.  :smt071
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