Spiritual advice? What, like an exorcism? I'm exorcised, but I'm not Jewish.
Spirtiual Advisor not personal trainer. WTF does exercise have to do with what I posted? On a side note I did have an exercism yesterday.....
.I was taking a shit and it felt like this hugemongeous turd that was shaped like a cube with sharp pointy corners materialized in my rectum.
(My abdominal muscles went into convulsions.)*that was the actual excersim* The pain was such that all I could do was sit there thinking of all the things in life that I have done that were wrong or deserved punishment. And then it hit me...I was actually shitting a brick. There is more to this but it is to painful to talk about right now....I have to change out my gauze.