Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

[Steve Wood]

I got the age a bit closer to the truth.

Natty Anne said they were fat pussies.  Claimed he got that info directly from RacerX while they were lying under a table at the Cadillac Bar and Grill.

[Top Speed]

Fat pussies!  lol   That is a more accurate description!

[Zap]

My feet had been hurting a lot, so I scheduled an appointment with my doctor, Dr Mal Pracktis.

I hobbled into the examination room, and Dr. Pracktis told me to take off my shoes.

"Aha," exclaimed the University of Barbados' pride and joy, "we see the problem. You are suffering from Punctuation of the Feet! We shall remove the question marks and exclamation points lodged in your heel, give you a dose of antibiotics and you should be as good as new!"

'"I have never heard of that disease," I stated, "could it lead to something serious?"

"Oh yes, yes!" spewed the Doc, "If not treated early, Punctuation of the Feet tends to creep forward and you could end up Comma Toes."

[87natty]

Fat pussies, almost to the point where they were considered gunts.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt

As far as the Natty name, I was trashed one night, in my garage with friends. Talking about the car, I called it a Grand Natural, and such as we were drinking Natural Ice, the car was then blessed as the Grand Natty. Hence, 87Natty.

Oh, and my mom wanted to name me Mario, to which my dad put a stop to. I'm named after my uncle who passed away in the 70's, and it was always creepy seeing my full name on the walls of the mausoleum as a kid.

[Steve Wood]

I just realized, I live in the Land of the Gunts

[Recklessrob]

I just realized, I live in the Land of the Cunts

And I always thought that you were more eloquently spoken than that.  :bigeyes;

[DCEPTCN]

My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.

I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.

[Zap]

Wussie

[DCEPTCN]

Wussie

Just what we needed... Zap missed a period.   :redfaced;

[TSM Girl]

Wussie

Just what we needed... Zap missed a period.

[Steve Wood]

I just realized, I live in the Land of the Cunts

And I always thought that you were more eloquently spoken than that.

[DCEPTCN]

You guys are freaking killing me over here... :rofl;

Finally, a New Year's resolution that I might actually stick to!

[Steve Wood]

My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.

I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.

Perhaps, just perchance, Zap may have an extra period or two left over when he gets off his.  Then maybe you can buy a couple from him and insert them randomly throughout the above discourse in a vain effort to make it somewhat less incoherent to a potential reader.  

Vanna White could resurrect her career if someone would enter you on the Wheel of Fortune.  

"Vanna, I would like to buy a vowel, please".  "Oh hell, no! Beyotch, but I can sell you about 12 periods!"

[DCEPTCN]

'...a potential reader.."

[Recklessrob]

I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.

I'll be leaving you the worlds smelliest upper decker if I do...