What caused this ?

[Recklessrob]

I was outside in the yard today and noticed these odd little trenches.
They're approximately 1 1/4" wide and 3/4" deep.Is this the result of
stem cell research (authorized by Obama) gone bad allowing a
bunch of dirt eating creatures to escape from some lab ? Could
it be a micro sized gorge caused by melting ice caps on my lawn ?
(undoubtedly caused by global warming...) Or perhaps it was
caused by some alien engineered or genetically corrected mole
introduced to my lawn from outer space ? Or a combination of the above ?

Please share your creative answers first followed by what you actually
think caused it.

[Recklessrob]

Theres more...

[Recklessrob]

last one.

[DCEPTCN]

More evidence that Rawb's junk is so abnormally large that it drags on the ground as he walks?

Me popping a wheelie in my wheelchair?

Those are cracks, the Antichrist is emerging from hell in your very yard? (Congratulation s! )

Pelosi dragging her protruding anus along the ground like a 13 year old Basset Hound?

[Zap]

Ass bugs. They crawl up your ass at night while you sleep and lay eggs. Think you have a sour stomach? Think again.

[Recklessrob]

I posed this same question to a number of people on my e-mail list.
Here are their responses:

Sorry to say I have no idea.
Perhaps a case of the creeping crud from Kenya???

answer: AL GORE

its a mole

Mole....

[TSM Girl]

I was going to say, you were desperate  to melt the snow so you drank lots of water and melted it yourself... :pee;                   But, that is not lady like of me to say something like that.

[kma697]

Don't have a creative guess but is that snow?  Its freaking March!!!!!  You better call Al Gore and let him know this before he makes a bigger ass of himself with Global Farming.

[Wrecked Em]

Don't have a creative guess but is that snow?

[87natty]

Two words:

Yellow. Snow.

[Recklessrob]

Don't have a creative guess but is that snow?