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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Recklessrob on April 22 2006, 07:57:54 AM
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I got this e-mail that has the perfect lessons for ya. :rofl;
Never been to Bawstin"???
For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline.
I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future.
For those who call New England home, this is just plain great!
Information on Boston and the surrounding area:
There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street,
no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street.
Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah":
Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc.
So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc.
If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar),you're on Beacon Hill.
If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley.
Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie.? The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End.
The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night.
Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica Plain is J.P.
Definitions:
Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don't.
If it is fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.
Soda is CLUB SODA.
"Pop" is Dad.
When we want Tonic WATER, we will ask for Tonic WATER.
The smallest beer is a pint.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
If you paid more than $6/pound, you got scrod.
It's not a water fountain; it's a bubblah.
It's not a trashcan; it's a barrel.
It's not a spucky it's a sub.
It's not a shopping cart; it's a carriage.
It's not a purse; it's a pockabook.
They're not franks; they're haht dahgs. Franks are money in France.
Police don't drive patrol units or black and whites they drive a "crooza".
If you take the bus, your on the "looza crooza".
It's not a rubber band, it's an elastic.
It's not a traffic circle, it's a rotary.
"Going to the islands" means Martha's Vineyard & Nantucket.
If something's good, it's "pissa". If something's really good, it's "wicked pissa".
The Pat's = The Patriots
The Sox = The Red Sox
The C's = The Celtics
The B's = The Bruins
Things not to do:
Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd ... they'll tow it
to Meffa (Medford) or Slumaville (Somerville).
Don't sleep in the Common. (Boston Common)
Don't wear Orange in Southie on St. Patrick's Day.
Things you should know:
There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two
courthouses, two Hancock buildings (one old, one new for each).
The colored lights on top the old Hancock tell the weatha':
???? "Solid blue, clear view...."
???? "Flashing blue, clouds due...."
???? "Solid red, rain ahead...."
???? "Flashing red, snow instead...." - (except in summer;
????? flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out)
Route 128 is also I-95 south.? It's also I-93 north.
The underground train is not a subway. It's the "T",
and it doesn't run all night (fah chrysakes, this ain't Noo Yawk).
Order the "cold tea" in China Town after 2:00 am you'll get a kettle full of beer.
Bostonians... think that it's their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.
Bostonians...t hink that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
Bostonians...t hink that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
Bostonians...r efer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."
Bostonians...a lways "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
Bostonians...s ay everything in town is "a five-minute walk." (pronounced "wok")
Bostonians...b elieve that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
Bostonians...t hink that 63-degree ocean water is warm.
Send this one to your friends who don't live in Boston!!
Bostonians...t hink Rhode Island accents are annoying.
How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:
???? Worcester: Wuhsta (or Wistah)
???? Gloucester : Glawsta
???? Leicester: Lesta
???? Woburn: Wooban
???? Dedham : Dedim (like denim)
???? Revere: Re-vee-ah
???? Quincy: Quinzee
???? Peabody: Peabuddy
???? Waltham : Walth-ham
???? Chatham: Chattum
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Good one RR!
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I had a girl once ask me for an elastic...her friend had to translate.
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Practice. There'll be a quiz on Friday! :rofl;
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Fuck Massholes, I'll never assimilate!
'Cause that'd be a cocker (cockah).
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Fuck Massholes, I'll never assimilate!
'Cause that'd be a cocker (cockah).
You're on your way. :rofl;
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You're on your way.
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You're on your way.
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You've been hangin' around Phil too much.
Yeah, borrowing all his posters and shit. I guess Him and Phil will be shacking up this weekend. Thankfully Vegas doesnt allow gay weddings :prayer:
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You've been hangin' around Phil too much.
Yeah, borrowing all his posters and shit. I guess Him and Phil will be shacking up this weekend. Thankfully Vegas doesnt allow gay weddings
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Our Dads got together to open a cat house. :finga:
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Unfortunatly RR dads in court now for paying off officials...he's trying to keep your secret hidden.
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There's enough video surveilance of officials there, that there won't
be any problems. :rofl;
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Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
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Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
Ah hell, I'll bootleg it and sell it on the internet.
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Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
Ah hell, I'll bootleg it and sell it on the internet.
Hopefully you won't botch this like you did with the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp video!
:rofl; Ya know some idiot is going to do a search for that and find this, then you'll be world famous ! :supz: You're welcome.
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Hopefully you won't botch this like you did with the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp video!
:rofl;
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must kill Scott Stapp.
Because your jealous?
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must kill Scott Stapp.
Because your jealous?
.....and bury him with Robert.
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Aww, thats sweet. Remind me to shove Phils direct scan up your ass tomorrow.
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Aww, thats sweet. Remind me to shove Phils direct scan up your ass tomorrow.
Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.
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Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.
LoL, Dick
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Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.
LoL, Dick
Or my dick. lol
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Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
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Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
Ahah! But I win again....unsig ned artists love the publicity of it getting all over the 'net! :rofl;
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We may be on to something! For a cut of the sales I'll streak down LVB and when the police arrest me I'll claim I got drunk while listening to your CD and your music made me do it. I'll act all crazy and shit so the news will show up.
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We may be on to something! For a cut of the sales I'll streak down LVB and when the police arrest me I'll claim I got drunk while listening to your CD and your music made me do it. I'll act all crazy and shit so the news will show up.
No, I plan on attacking Carson Daly in public....or getting arrested for groping Jewel.
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You damn right you'll be arrested fot touching Jewel, and I'll be the one who calls 911. You cant touch my Precious!!!
Carson....fag.
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No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.
You sick bastard! lol
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No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.
You sick bastard! lol
Hey man, whatever it takes, y'know?
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No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.
LoL!!!! :rofl; Fucking snot bubbles! Good one.
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Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
Ahah! But I win again....unsig ned artists love the publicity of it getting all over the 'net!
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lol, after that he'll have to PRAY for the Kid Rock/ Scott idea pulls throiugh.
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I learned how to pronounce "Nevada" like a hick this weekend. :rofl;
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LoL, you paid attention to that!?!?
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Hoova dam! lol
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LoL, you paid attention to that!?!?
Dude, I paid attention to everything.
The towers are half the size of the Empire State Building plus 50 feet
There were a total of 22,000 workers on the 5 year project that
was supposed to take 7 years. 422 died, but only 97 received
death benefits for their families.
What else do you want to know ? :rofl;
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Reckless Rob, Tour Guide.
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Oh yeah RR, thats right, you were like a kid in a candy store. I forgot to ask, were people really buried within the dam? I dont believe so because of the way it was constructed but who knows...maybe people made a pact that if they died his co-workers would just let them lay and cover over them. Hmm....
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Oh yeah RR, thats right, you were like a kid in a candy store. I forgot to ask, were people really buried within the dam? I dont believe so because of the way it was constructed but who knows...maybe people made a pact that if they died his co-workers would just let them lay and cover over them. Hmm....
That wouldn't surprize me, but he did say that Jimmy Hoffa wasn't there. :rofl;
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I was blown away by the Art Deco everything. And Sylvan's fear of heights.
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I was blown away by the Art Deco everything. And Sylvan's fear of heights.
I was only a little better with the heights myself, but I wasn't about to miss anything
either.
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Fuck you, I don't like heights. You could choose to nurture or to mock....dicks.
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1. Lake Mead could submerge the entire state of PennSYLVANia a foot deep.
2. The concrete in the dam is enough to make a 4-foot-wide sidewalk around the Earth's equator.
3. Don't let Rob sit on your amp.
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While Sylvan was standing next to the wall of the Dam I pushed him...kinda like that BK commercial...h e shook like a leaf and studdered, "I' I' I'll k-kill a motherfucker". LoL :rofl;
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1. The dam holds a lot of water.
2. The concrete in the dam is hard and it leaks.
3. Don't let Rob eat cheese and then sit on ANYTHING! :bigeyes;
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While Sylvan was standing next to the wall of the Dam I pushed him...kinda like that BK commercial...h e shook like a leaf and studdered, "I' I' I'll k-kill a motherfucker". LoL :rofl;
I can vividly remember the way he pronounces "motherfucker" :rofl;
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I can vividly remember the way he pronounces "motherfucker"
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Don't forget the look on Sylvan's face when we were all crammed in the elevator going to the bottom of the dam! Scared of heights and claustrophobic!
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That face was a Game Face if I ever saw one. My man was NOT digging the elevator AT ALL!
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I missed that, I was too busy blocking Natty from grabbing my ass.
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I was waiting for someone to pull my finger in that crowded elevator and just hoping they would not pull Reckless Rob's.
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I was waiting for someone to pull my finger in that crowded elevator and just hoping they would not pull Reckless Rob's.
Damn straight (no pun intended ) They'd be callin' in homeland security because
I pack a weapon of ass destruction ! :smt071
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"I'll go crazy on your ass, I won't even know what I'm doing."
-- Sylvan describing the ass beating Robert almost got for fucking with him. I really wanted to shake him up during the perspective shots on the film. He's lucky I wasn't next to him.
ME, on the other hand enjoyed hanging over the edge to get some cross processed Holgas of the dam slope. We'll see how those turn out.
And yes, Rob peeled the Tolex off my amp. I tried to clean it, but there' seems to be a neverending streak mark on the top, and toilet paper doesn't seem to help, it just kind of spreads it around.
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What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist. It lingers forever.
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What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist. It lingers forever.
I think it may have helped speed up the plane ride home too. :rofl;
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Rob farted in my apartment so many times that he trained my birds to say "pfffft".
:rofl;
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What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist...
Yes, as it scared us as well.
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What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist...
Yes, as it scared us as well.
Must be the demon inside. :snakeman:
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I'm not claustrophobic, I'm misanthropic. Being packed in with every swingin' dick in the countryside tossing out brain-dead one liners as if tonight was their night at The Improv is the ultimate test of my restraint.
And as far as Rob goes.....you know I was once made fun of by co-workers in New England for saying 'fart' correctly rather than faht? All day they walked around the shop saying, "Hi, I'm Sylvan and I just FARRRRted."
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and now they walk around the shop saying:
"Hi, I'm Rahb and I just Faahhhted!"
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Must be the demon inside.
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Honestly, Rob, do you have a steady diet of burning tires?
Hoooooot!!! :rofl;
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Must be the demon inside.
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Oh, theres a connection alright. :rofl;
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I don't know if there's a connection, but my face is peeling today.
This is ironic, because the paint in Be4u's apartment is also peeling.
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I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
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I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
Going home calms the bowels, I s'pose....but I've gotta say that it's ironic as hell that the only lactose-intolerant person I know lives in a town called Derry. :D
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I find that ironic also. Not to mention that I've never heard of any towns named after milk except for Derry.
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I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
Going home calms the bowels, I s'pose....but I've gotta say that it's ironic as hell that the only lactose-intolerant person I know lives in a town called Derry.
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That whole area (mostly Maine, though) gives me the heebeejeebies. When I spent a few months living in Calais I was seriously scared to leave my apartment 'cause people out there just ain't right in the head. If you don't believe me, look at this story.....it happened *literally* a stone's throw from my apartment.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2005/06/050607border.shtml
Fucking New England psychos. Also, my GN was kicked and all dented up and had about 10 beer bottles smashed on it one night up there.
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That story is some sick shit. People are just completly crazy.
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I find that ironic also. Not to mention that I've never heard of any towns named after milk except for Derry.
There's also a Derry Pennsylvania. Its a long story involving 911 how I found out.
That whole area (mostly Maine, though) gives me the heebeejeebies. When I spent a few months living in Calais I was seriously scared to leave my apartment 'cause people out there just ain't right in the head. If you don't believe me, look at this story.....it happened *literally* a stone's throw from my apartment.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2005/06/050607border.shtml
Fucking New England psychos. Also, my GN was kicked and all dented up and had about 10 beer bottles smashed on it one night up there.
I heard about that. Thats a good lesson for any aspiring country musicians. :rofl;
(Sorry I had to say that.)
A friend of mine who has since became a country muscian moved to Wells
Maine a while back. He was an awesome guitarist. His band went to Nashville
for some competition, and he won guitarist of the year.