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Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 22 2006, 07:57:54 AM
I got this e-mail that has the perfect lessons for ya.  :rofl;
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Never been to Bawstin"???
                        
For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline.

I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future.

For those who call New England home, this is just plain great!

Information on Boston and the surrounding area:

There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street,
no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street.

Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah":
Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc.

So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc.
If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar),you're on Beacon Hill.

If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley.

Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie.? The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End.
The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night.

Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica Plain is J.P.

Definitions:
Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don't.
If it is fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.
Soda is CLUB SODA.
"Pop" is Dad.
When we want Tonic WATER, we will ask for Tonic WATER.

The smallest beer is a pint.

Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
If you paid more than $6/pound, you got scrod.
It's not a water fountain; it's a bubblah.
It's not a trashcan; it's a barrel.

It's not a spucky it's a sub.

It's not a shopping cart; it's a carriage.
It's not a purse; it's a pockabook.
They're not franks; they're haht dahgs. Franks are money in France.

Police don't drive patrol units or black and whites they drive a "crooza".
If you take the bus, your on the "looza crooza".
It's not a rubber band, it's an elastic.
It's not a traffic circle, it's a rotary.
"Going to the islands" means Martha's Vineyard & Nantucket.
If something's good, it's "pissa". If something's really good, it's "wicked pissa".

The Pat's = The Patriots
The Sox = The Red Sox
The C's = The Celtics
The B's = The Bruins

Things not to do:
Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd ... they'll tow it
to Meffa (Medford) or Slumaville (Somerville).

Don't sleep in the Common. (Boston Common)

Don't wear Orange in Southie on St. Patrick's Day.                  

Things you should know:
There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two
courthouses, two Hancock buildings (one old, one new for each).

The colored lights on top the old Hancock tell the weatha':
???? "Solid blue, clear view...."
???? "Flashing blue, clouds due...."
???? "Solid red, rain ahead...."
???? "Flashing red, snow instead...." - (except in summer;
????? flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out)

Route 128 is also I-95 south.? It's also I-93 north.

The underground train is not a subway. It's the "T",
and it doesn't run all night (fah chrysakes, this ain't Noo Yawk).

Order the "cold tea" in China Town after 2:00 am you'll get a kettle full of beer.

Bostonians... think that it's their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.

Bostonians...t hink that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).

Bostonians...t hink that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.

Bostonians...r efer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."

Bostonians...a lways "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Bostonians...s ay everything in town is "a five-minute walk." (pronounced "wok")

Bostonians...b elieve that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

Bostonians...t hink that 63-degree ocean water is warm.

Send this one to your friends who don't live in Boston!!

Bostonians...t hink Rhode Island accents are annoying.

How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:
???? Worcester: Wuhsta (or Wistah)
???? Gloucester : Glawsta
???? Leicester: Lesta
???? Woburn: Wooban
???? Dedham : Dedim (like denim)
???? Revere: Re-vee-ah
???? Quincy: Quinzee
???? Peabody: Peabuddy
???? Waltham : Walth-ham
???? Chatham: Chattum
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Top Speed on April 22 2006, 08:57:30 AM
Good one RR!
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 22 2006, 03:00:46 PM
I had a girl once ask me for an elastic...her friend had to translate.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 22 2006, 10:59:48 PM
Practice. There'll be a quiz on Friday!  :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 24 2006, 11:02:04 AM
Fuck Massholes, I'll never assimilate!


'Cause that'd be a cocker (cockah).
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 25 2006, 01:07:28 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 am"
Fuck Massholes, I'll never assimilate!


'Cause that'd be a cocker (cockah).

You're on your way.  :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 25 2006, 04:04:38 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:07 am"
You're on your way.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 26 2006, 01:32:56 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:04 pm"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:07 am"
You're on your way.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 26 2006, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:32 pm"
You've been hangin' around Phil too much.
Yeah, borrowing all his posters and shit. I guess Him and Phil will be shacking up this weekend. Thankfully Vegas doesnt allow gay weddings  :prayer:
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 26 2006, 12:05:58 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:24 pm"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:32 pm"
You've been hangin' around Phil too much.
Yeah, borrowing all his posters and shit. I guess Him and Phil will be shacking up this weekend. Thankfully Vegas doesnt allow gay weddings
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 26 2006, 12:24:37 PM
Our Dads got together to open a cat house. :finga:
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 26 2006, 02:19:59 PM
Unfortunatly RR dads in court now for paying off officials...he's trying to keep your secret hidden.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 26 2006, 05:58:48 PM
There's enough video surveilance of officials there, that there won't
be any problems. :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 26 2006, 06:38:15 PM
Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 26 2006, 06:47:01 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:38 pm"
Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
Ah hell, I'll bootleg it and sell it on the internet.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 27 2006, 12:38:24 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:47 pm"
Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:38 pm"
Thats unfortunate for Sylvan.
Ah hell, I'll bootleg it and sell it on the internet.


Hopefully you won't botch this like you did with the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp video!
 :rofl;  Ya know some idiot is going to do a search for that and find this, then you'll be world famous ! :supz: You're welcome.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 11:53:03 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:38 pm"
Hopefully you won't botch this like you did with the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp video!
 :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 11:57:00 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:53 am"
must kill Scott Stapp.


Because your jealous?
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:02:08 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:57 am"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:53 am"
must kill Scott Stapp.


Because your jealous?
.....and bury him with Robert.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:05:11 PM
Aww, thats sweet. Remind me to shove Phils direct scan up your ass tomorrow.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:05 am"
Aww, thats sweet. Remind me to shove Phils direct scan up your ass tomorrow.
Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:12 am"
Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.


LoL, Dick
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:17 am"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:12 am"
Phil ain't coming and you'd need a stool to reach my ass.


LoL, Dick
Or my dick. lol
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:25:12 PM
Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:29:19 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:25 am"
Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
Ahah! But I win again....unsig ned artists love the publicity of it getting all over the 'net!  :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:34:11 PM
We may be on to something! For a cut of the sales I'll streak down LVB and when the police arrest me I'll claim I got drunk while listening to your CD and your music made me do it. I'll act all crazy and shit so the news will show up.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:39:04 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:34 am"
We may be on to something! For a cut of the sales I'll streak down LVB and when the police arrest me I'll claim I got drunk while listening to your CD and your music made me do it. I'll act all crazy and shit so the news will show up.
No, I plan on attacking Carson Daly in public....or getting arrested for groping Jewel.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:41:41 PM
You damn right you'll be arrested fot touching Jewel, and I'll be the one who calls 911. You cant touch my Precious!!!

Carson....fag.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Top Speed on April 27 2006, 12:41:52 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:39 am"
No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.


You sick bastard! lol
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 27 2006, 12:43:11 PM
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:41 am"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:39 am"
No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.


You sick bastard! lol
Hey man, whatever it takes, y'know?
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 27 2006, 12:48:08 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:39 am"
No, I plan on getting arrested for groping Carson Daily's Jewel's.


LoL!!!!  :rofl; Fucking snot bubbles! Good one.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on April 28 2006, 12:24:28 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:29 am"
Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:25 am"
Thats it!!! I'm preparing my 'puter to rip songs off CD's, your music will be on Napster b4 it hits store shelves.
Ahah! But I win again....unsig ned artists love the publicity of it getting all over the 'net!
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on April 28 2006, 03:51:52 AM
lol, after that he'll have to PRAY for the Kid Rock/ Scott idea pulls throiugh.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 01 2006, 02:14:19 AM
I learned how to pronounce "Nevada" like a hick this weekend.  :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 01 2006, 03:37:38 AM
LoL, you paid attention to that!?!?
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Top Speed on May 01 2006, 07:45:21 AM
Hoova dam!  lol
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 01 2006, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Mon May 01, 2006 2:37 am"
LoL, you paid attention to that!?!?

Dude, I paid attention to everything.
The towers are half the size of the Empire State Building plus 50 feet
There were a total of 22,000 workers on the 5 year project that
was supposed to take 7 years. 422 died, but only 97 received
death benefits for their families.
What else do you want to know ?  :rofl;
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 01 2006, 01:46:20 PM
Reckless Rob, Tour Guide.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 01 2006, 04:07:52 PM
Oh yeah RR, thats right, you were like a kid in a candy store. I forgot to ask, were people really buried within the dam? I dont believe so because of the way it was constructed but who knows...maybe people made a pact that if they died his co-workers would just let them lay and cover over them. Hmm....
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 01 2006, 10:34:46 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Mon May 01, 2006 3:07 pm"
Oh yeah RR, thats right, you were like a kid in a candy store. I forgot to ask, were people really buried within the dam? I dont believe so because of the way it was constructed but who knows...maybe people made a pact that if they died his co-workers would just let them lay and cover over them. Hmm....

That wouldn't surprize me, but he did say that Jimmy Hoffa wasn't there. :rofl;
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: 87natty on May 02 2006, 12:24:44 AM
I was blown away by the Art Deco everything. And Sylvan's fear of heights.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 02 2006, 01:01:11 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon May 01, 2006 11:24 pm"
I was blown away by the Art Deco everything. And Sylvan's fear of heights.

I was only a little better with the heights myself, but I wasn't about to miss anything
either.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 02 2006, 01:53:32 PM
Fuck you, I don't like heights. You could choose to nurture or to mock....dicks.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 02 2006, 04:01:19 PM
1. Lake Mead could submerge the entire state of PennSYLVANia a foot deep.

2. The concrete in the dam is enough to make a 4-foot-wide sidewalk around the Earth's equator.

3. Don't let Rob sit on your amp.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 02 2006, 04:55:02 PM
While Sylvan was standing next to the wall of the Dam I pushed him...kinda like that BK commercial...h e shook like a leaf and studdered, "I' I' I'll k-kill a motherfucker". LoL :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 02 2006, 07:35:02 PM
1. The dam holds a lot of water.
2. The concrete in the dam is hard and it leaks.
3. Don't let Rob eat cheese and then sit on ANYTHING!  :bigeyes;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 03 2006, 01:06:15 AM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue May 02, 2006 3:55 pm"
While Sylvan was standing next to the wall of the Dam I pushed him...kinda like that BK commercial...h e shook like a leaf and studdered, "I' I' I'll k-kill a motherfucker". LoL :rofl;

I can vividly remember the way he pronounces "motherfucker"  :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 03 2006, 12:04:57 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue May 02, 2006 10:06 pm"
I can vividly remember the way he pronounces "motherfucker"
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Top Speed on May 03 2006, 08:46:03 PM
Don't forget the look on Sylvan's face when we were all crammed in the elevator going to the bottom of the dam!  Scared of heights and claustrophobic!
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 03 2006, 09:00:46 PM
That face was a Game Face if I ever saw one. My man was NOT digging the elevator AT ALL!
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 03 2006, 09:21:02 PM
I missed that, I was too busy blocking Natty from grabbing my ass.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 03 2006, 10:06:39 PM
I was waiting for someone to pull my finger in that crowded elevator and just hoping they would not pull Reckless Rob's.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 03 2006, 10:33:20 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Wed May 03, 2006 9:06 pm"
I was waiting for someone to pull my finger in that crowded elevator and just hoping they would not pull Reckless Rob's.

Damn straight (no pun intended ) They'd be callin' in homeland security because
I pack a weapon of ass destruction !  :smt071
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: 87natty on May 03 2006, 11:34:46 PM
"I'll go crazy on your ass, I won't even know what I'm doing."

-- Sylvan describing the ass beating Robert almost got for fucking with him. I really wanted to shake him up during the perspective shots on the film. He's lucky I wasn't next to him.

ME, on the other hand enjoyed hanging over the edge to get some cross processed Holgas of the dam slope. We'll see how those turn out.

And yes, Rob peeled the Tolex off my amp. I tried to clean it, but there' seems to be a neverending streak mark on the top, and toilet paper doesn't seem to help, it just kind of spreads it around.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 03 2006, 11:40:52 PM
What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist. It lingers forever.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 04 2006, 12:06:38 AM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Wed May 03, 2006 10:40 pm"
What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist. It lingers forever.

I think it may have helped speed up the plane ride home too. :rofl;
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 04 2006, 02:14:35 AM
Rob farted in my apartment so many times that he trained my birds to say "pfffft".

 :rofl;
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: 87natty on May 04 2006, 02:57:22 AM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Wed May 03, 2006 7:40 pm"
What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist...


Yes, as it scared us as well.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 04 2006, 12:44:34 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu May 04, 2006 1:57 am"
Quote from: "Racer X @ Wed May 03, 2006 7:40 pm"
What Rob did was nothing short of a Poltergeist...


Yes, as it scared us as well.


Must be the demon inside.  :snakeman:
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 01:39:23 PM
I'm not claustrophobic, I'm misanthropic. Being packed in with every swingin' dick in the countryside tossing out brain-dead one liners as if tonight was their night at The Improv is the ultimate test of my restraint.

And as far as Rob goes.....you know I was once made fun of by co-workers in New England for saying 'fart' correctly rather than faht? All day they walked around the shop saying, "Hi, I'm Sylvan and I just FARRRRted."
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 04 2006, 03:10:18 PM
and now they walk around the shop saying:

"Hi, I'm Rahb and I just Faahhhted!"
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Racer X on May 04 2006, 03:11:45 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu May 04, 2006 8:44 am"


Must be the demon inside.
Title: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Thu May 04, 2006 12:11 pm"


Honestly, Rob, do you have a steady diet of burning tires?
Hoooooot!!!  :rofl;
Title: Ohh no! I'm Hoosier intolerant.
Post by: Recklessrob on May 05 2006, 01:50:47 AM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Thu May 04, 2006 2:11 pm"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu May 04, 2006 8:44 am"


Must be the demon inside.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 05 2006, 03:02:11 AM
Oh, theres a connection alright.  :rofl;
Title: Re: Ohh no! I'm Hoosier intolerant.
Post by: Racer X on May 05 2006, 10:53:30 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu May 04, 2006 9:50 pm"

I don't know if there's a connection, but my face is peeling today.
This is ironic, because the paint in Be4u's apartment is also peeling.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 06 2006, 02:16:07 AM
I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 08 2006, 12:48:27 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 05, 2006 11:16 pm"
I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
Going home calms the bowels, I s'pose....but I've gotta say that it's ironic as hell that the only lactose-intolerant person I know lives in a town called Derry.  :D
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Be4u on May 08 2006, 01:17:27 PM
I find that ironic also. Not to mention that I've never heard of any towns named after milk except for Derry.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 08 2006, 01:17:30 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon May 08, 2006 11:48 am"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 05, 2006 11:16 pm"
I have my "normal" face back. And my Fahts are in check.
Going home calms the bowels, I s'pose....but I've gotta say that it's ironic as hell that the only lactose-intolerant person I know lives in a town called Derry.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 08 2006, 01:30:22 PM
That whole area (mostly Maine, though) gives me the heebeejeebies. When I spent a few months living in Calais I was seriously scared to leave my apartment 'cause people out there just ain't right in the head. If you don't believe me, look at this story.....it happened *literally* a stone's throw from my apartment.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2005/06/050607border.shtml


Fucking New England psychos. Also, my GN was kicked and all dented up and had about 10 beer bottles smashed on it one night up there.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: TSM Girl on May 08 2006, 02:53:13 PM
That story is some sick shit.  People are just completly crazy.
Title: Re: How to talk like a New Englander 101
Post by: Recklessrob on May 09 2006, 01:07:10 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Mon May 08, 2006 12:17 pm"
I find that ironic also. Not to mention that I've never heard of any towns named after milk except for Derry.

There's also a Derry Pennsylvania. Its a long story involving 911 how I found out.

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon May 08, 2006 12:30 pm"
That whole area (mostly Maine, though) gives me the heebeejeebies. When I spent a few months living in Calais I was seriously scared to leave my apartment 'cause people out there just ain't right in the head. If you don't believe me, look at this story.....it happened *literally* a stone's throw from my apartment.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2005/06/050607border.shtml


Fucking New England psychos. Also, my GN was kicked and all dented up and had about 10 beer bottles smashed on it one night up there.

I heard about that. Thats a good lesson for any aspiring country musicians. :rofl;
(Sorry I had to say that.)
A friend of mine who has since became a country muscian moved to Wells
Maine a while back. He was an awesome guitarist. His band went to Nashville
for some competition, and he won guitarist of the year.
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