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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: 87natty on January 27 2006, 02:42:38 PM

Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2006, 02:42:38 PM: Are you worthy?

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3378916195894649777
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 27 2006, 03:03:54 PM: OMFG, that's funny! I picked what made me laugh the hardest, but did not fare too well....

"You are in the 2nd lowest of four categories. So you aren
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Top Speed on January 27 2006, 03:19:03 PM: Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 27 2006, 03:19:56 PM: Quote from: "Top Speed @ Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:19 pm"
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
That and the 72 oz. steaks thing were the best.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Racer X on January 27 2006, 03:58:59 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

Delta Force Worthy
You scored 90 Worthiness!
You are in the 2nd highest of four worthiness categories. Congratulation s. You got yourself a Chuck Norris Delta Force Worthiness badge. Though you are not the most worthy, this is a high honor. I mean come on. You
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2006, 04:12:29 PM: I didn't know he was responsible for the 72 Dolphins.
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2006, 04:23:45 PM: Hey, I like this youtube.com I typed in "Adriana Lima" and I was only clicks away from jiggly, Brazilian goodness.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: sun dog on January 28 2006, 12:46:53 AM: I'm not worthy--2nd lowest. I guess its back to MacGyver.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

I met Mr. Norris in NYC once, didn't know what to say but I made no sudden movements.

Damn SNL skit song is locked in my head.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Recklessrob on January 28 2006, 03:29:36 AM: Lately a local radio station's morning show has been doing
a bunch of Chuck Norris one liners. Some of them were from that test.
I didn't realize it dtarted from SNL.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 30 2006, 02:39:09 PM: Shhh, Rob. Chill with the frivolous tone....(whisper) he's probably watching us right now.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Recklessrob on January 31 2006, 01:40:39 AM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:39 pm"
Shhh, Rob. Chill with the frivolous tone....(whisper) he's probably watching us right now.

"I'm not scared !" *whispering*-at least not yet. :rofl;
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Recklessrob on November 28 2006, 02:10:57 AM: Just found this on myspace:
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When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Be4u on November 28 2006, 02:23:13 PM: old ass thread lol
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Top Speed on November 28 2006, 06:03:21 PM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:23 pm"
old ass thread lol

Chuck called me and said that was not funny. :bigeyes;
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Be4u on November 28 2006, 09:03:49 PM: hey now, I didnt say Chuck was old. This thread is.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Recklessrob on November 28 2006, 09:55:31 PM: Yep ! I had to dig deep to find this one. :rofl;
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: 87natty on November 29 2006, 04:05:31 AM: I got like a75 both times I've taken. I guess I'm not Chuck enough.
Title: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Recklessrob on November 29 2006, 01:21:49 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:05 am"
I got like a75 both times I've taken. I guess I'm not Chuck enough.
Just so ya know before Chuck gets a hold on ya. It was nice knowing you.
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: Wrecked Em on November 30 2006, 07:38:40 PM: Low Chuck Worthy
You scored 60 Worthiness!
Title: Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
Post by: TSM Girl on November 30 2006, 09:07:47 PM: I am a 75

You are in the 2nd highest of four worthiness categories. Congratulation s. You got yourself a Chuck Norris Delta Force Worthiness badge. Though you are not the most worthy, this is a high honor. I mean come on. You