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Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 03:19:08 PM
I was chatting on Skype with TSMGirl a little while ago. We were talking about areas of the country where we'd like to live, etc. Anyway, we start talking about the west and end up on firearms. I think this little discussion will make you laugh. See how far in you get before you see what's going on. (I've obviously edited a few parts to eliminate personal info)




 [12:08:51 PM] Sylvan Albertus: I'm in the same boat! lol You'll be fly fishing on the (river) in no time!
[12:09:13 PM] Donna Campbell: I may watch..I want to walk/go hiking.
[12:09:32 PM] Donna Campbell: and shooting and ATVing...
[12:10:10 PM] Sylvan Albertus: I wanna be there for the shooting...unl ess I sell my gun (
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 03:19:29 PM
[12:32:19 PM] Donna Campbell: LMAO!   If you want to talk torq, we can look at Bryan's 455...lol
[12:32:57 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Sidestepping.. .the last resort of the losing side.
[12:33:16 PM] Donna Campbell: Then stop sidestepping!
[12:33:21 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:33:43 PM] Donna Campbell: When do you want to go shooting with Pumkins @ 200 meters with a pistol??? LOL
[12:34:44 PM] Sylvan Albertus: We were talking pistols...at least I was, you were dodging. If it's distance you like, I'd go with a .270 any day.
[12:35:16 PM] Donna Campbell: So we are talking pistols at 200 meters!
[12:35:18 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:36:13 PM] Sylvan Albertus: I'd eat my shoe if you hit anything at that range with a pistol...but you talk a big game!
[12:36:37 PM] Donna Campbell: Start eating big boy!!!! LMFAO!!!!
[12:37:31 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Move your little ass out (west) and then we'll see who walks it....midweste rner.
[12:38:14 PM] Donna Campbell: WE will start at 200 metors and see who hits the other one first!!!! lol
[12:38:43 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Go make your mac and cheese li'l miss.
[12:39:08 PM] Donna Campbell: its done. been done and cleaned up already...lol
[12:39:37 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Well, there's one thing that you can back up.
[12:39:47 PM] Donna Campbell: what?
[12:40:03 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Oh, are we done shit talking? lol
[12:41:01 PM] Donna Campbell: It is not shit talking if it is the truth!!! lol
[12:41:44 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Okay, that's a 'no'. So, if you can manage to FIND your way out here, we'll just drop the talk and get to it, eh?
[12:42:14 PM] Donna Campbell: We can start @ 300 meters if you want!
[12:42:19 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:43:17 PM] Donna Campbell: Imagine a 140 grain bullet traveling towards you @ 2300 fps.
[12:43:35 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Wow, where are you reading that from...?
[12:44:13 PM] Donna Campbell: 7mm br
[12:44:40 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Should I start googling my comebacks?
[12:45:34 PM] Donna Campbell: Google this.... Remington XP-100 with a 4 power leupold scope in 7mm br.  lol
[12:45:54 PM] Sylvan Albertus: ...
[12:46:17 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Bryan home for lunch? lol
[12:46:37 PM] Donna Campbell: No, just on the phone cracking up at us!!!! LMFAO!
[12:46:48 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Ask me how I knew...
[12:47:00 PM] Donna Campbell: He just got off the phone.,.
[12:47:16 PM] Donna Campbell: I was laughing so hard I was crying,,,lol
[12:47:28 PM] Donna Campbell: so, how did ya know.
[12:47:40 PM] Donna Campbell: Bryan use to competitve shoot.
[12:47:46 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:47:53 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Because I'm not an idiot...go back and read the discussion. lol
[12:48:07 PM] Donna Campbell: I had ya going, and youknow it..
[12:48:08 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:48:36 PM] Donna Campbell: Bryan was rolling...lol
[12:48:59 PM] Donna Campbell: the 140 grain bullet @2300fps lost me...lol
[12:50:00 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Again, go back and read it, "Bryan's Parrot"
[12:50:52 PM] Donna Campbell: LMAO! when you said that I died laughing..your a smart cookie! lol   Admit it, you were laughing also.
[12:51:28 PM] Donna Campbell: but, I can say that the start eating big boy was me!!!LOL
[12:51:35 PM] Sylvan Albertus: No, I was getting pissed off! lol
[12:51:46 PM] Donna Campbell: You have got to be kidding?
[12:51:49 PM] Donna Campbell: come one Sylvan.
[12:51:49 PM] Sylvan Albertus: lol
[12:51:54 PM] Donna Campbell: on
[12:52:12 PM] Donna Campbell: lol.  Bryan did tell me to tell you that I can shoot very good though.
[12:52:46 PM] Donna Campbell: But, bryan can shoot that good.
[12:53:03 PM] Sylvan Albertus: 9 is still the better gun....but you've already used your 'phone a friend'. lol
[12:53:19 PM] Donna Campbell: LMAO!  Actually Bryan called me lol
[12:53:29 PM] Donna Campbell: right when we started..lol
[12:53:35 PM] Sylvan Albertus: I know...
[12:53:48 PM] Donna Campbell: lol  I think it was great.
[12:53:52 PM] Sylvan Albertus: You wanna know what the giveaway was?
[12:54:03 PM] Donna Campbell: what?
[12:54:40 PM] Sylvan Albertus: You started out all, "I'm just little miss .22....he wanted me to start out slow" and very quickly started with grain counts and shit.
[12:54:58 PM] Donna Campbell: LMAO! Oh yeah...dammmit!
[12:55:01 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:55:13 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Never try to fool a Sylvan, for they are clever beasts.
[12:55:57 PM] Donna Campbell: LOL....ya know, I could be a closet gun shooter, some men can not handle women that are better so maybe I was covering it up...
[12:56:14 PM] Donna Campbell: It could of gone that way.
[12:56:15 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Annie Oakley was proof of that!
[12:56:24 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Women also make better truck drivers.
[12:56:24 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:56:52 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:57:19 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Seriously, women have 'finesse'. Most men are simply ham-fisted gobemouches.
[12:57:34 PM] Donna Campbell: lol
[12:58:23 PM] Donna Campbell: I am still laughing over here.
[12:58:34 PM] Donna Campbell: I would of love to save this...lol
[12:59:03 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Copy and paste it into microsoft word...you should.
[12:59:14 PM] Donna Campbell: lol I will.
[12:59:30 PM] Donna Campbell: I know Bryan was laughing along with me.
[12:59:49 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Shit, I'll post it on ihada! lol
[1:00:05 PM] Donna Campbell: LOL
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 10 2011, 05:18:30 PM
Let us talk energy.....

9mm 115gr @ 1020fps = 219 lb ft

.45 117gr @ 1450 fps = 546 lb ft

Or the more traditional .45 230gr @ 950fps = 460 lb ft

That is more than twice the energy. Now the depth of penetration will be similar (within 1/2") but the area affected by the entrance of the bullet (wound area) is greater with the .45.

If you are worried about capacity, get a bigger clip. There are 10 and 15 round clips available for the 1911 pistol.
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 10 2011, 05:39:02 PM
For a reference 140gr @ 2300fps = 1644 lb ft.
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 06:16:51 PM
Way to take all the fun out of it...
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: SuperSix on January 10 2011, 06:23:57 PM
[12:59:49 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Shit, I'll post it on ihada! lol
[1:00:05 PM] Donna Campbell: LOL


Where's Donna to rebuke your statements?
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 06:28:11 PM
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:23 pm"
[12:59:49 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Shit, I'll post it on ihada! lol
[1:00:05 PM] Donna Campbell: LOL


Where's Donna to rebuke your statements?
Probably cooking for Jolly McJoykill above...
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: SuperSix on January 10 2011, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:28 pm"
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:23 pm"
[12:59:49 PM] Sylvan Albertus: Shit, I'll post it on ihada! lol
[1:00:05 PM] Donna Campbell: LOL


Where's Donna to rebuke your statements?
Probably cooking for Jolly McJoykill above...


 :rofl;
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Zap on January 10 2011, 07:05:20 PM
Quote from: "Mr Donna @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:39 pm"
For a reference 140gr @ 2300fps = 1644 lb ft.


Yes, but...

*SBS @ 5000+ **CPS = 10,500 Lb Ft



*Sylvan's Bullshit

**Craps per second
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 07:16:22 PM
Looks like Helpy McLendahand showed up too.


Fuck, I feel like I'm playing Whack-A-Mole over here.
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 10 2011, 07:54:29 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:16 pm"
Looks like Helpy McLendahand showed up too.


Fuck, I feel like I'm playing Whack-A-Mole over here.


I assume you are whacking something else.......
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: TSM Girl on January 10 2011, 08:13:36 PM
LMAO, Yep..cooking for what ever you called him...lol  
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 09:13:23 PM
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:54 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:16 pm"
Looks like Helpy McLendahand showed up too.


Fuck, I feel like I'm playing Whack-A-Mole over here.


I assume you are whacking something else.......
My forehead at that joke!  :smt071
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 10 2011, 10:32:27 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:13 pm"
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:54 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:16 pm"
Looks like Helpy McLendahand showed up too.


Fuck, I feel like I'm playing Whack-A-Mole over here.


I assume you are whacking something else.......
My forehead at that joke!
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 10 2011, 10:37:40 PM
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:32 pm"
Is that all you have, you have let me down. Of course, it is not the first time and I am sure it will not be the last.
Title: Re: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 10 2011, 10:40:33 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:37 pm"
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:32 pm"
Is that all you have, you have let me down. Of course, it is not the first time and I am sure it will not be the last.
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Top Speed on January 10 2011, 11:30:55 PM
Wow.  Almost one solid hour of pure shit.
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 10 2011, 11:36:58 PM
Score

Wrecked Em  1   Anorexic redhead lover  0
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 12:30:35 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:36 pm"
Score

Wrecked Em
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 12:59:41 AM
yeah yeah yeah ... would not want to get hit with either round, but the .45 does produce more ft/lbs of force.

end of subject!!!

I own several .45s but this one is hands down my favorite
(http://www.calzaretta.com/scans/AMT%20LS%20small.jpg)
AMT  Long Slide  7 inch barrel
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 01:03:36 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:59 pm"
yeah yeah yeah...end of subject!!!

Pretty much what I expected.

The next time you're trying to explain why your Buick actually *is* faster to a douche with a v8, I hope he doesn't listen to a word you say.
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 01:17:36 AM
don't own a buick
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 01:26:53 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:17 pm"
don't own a buick
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 01:33:47 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:26 am"
That's two strikes, fucker!


What cause I don't own a wanna be thug gun 9mm or a jack stand garage whore of a car?   :rofl;
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 01:37:25 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:33 pm"
What cause I don't own a wanna be thug gun 9mm or a jack stand garage whore of a car?
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 01:42:25 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:37 am"
No, becaue you don't belong on this board and the gun above looks like a fucking clown shoe.


Come on is that the best you can do???  I am disappointed with the lack luster retort.  :rolleyes;
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 01:43:38 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:42 pm"
Come on is that the best you can do???
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 01:52:04 AM
sweetheart?  Shouldn't you be saving that kind of talk for your WVa rendezvouses?
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 01:54:07 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:52 pm"
sweetheart?
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: straycat990 on January 11 2011, 02:00:11 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:54 am"
What, with that Zap nut? Shoooot, son- ain't you heard? He doesn't exist. Just a rogue program...kind a like K.A.R.R.


Well shit!!!  I always thought he was real ...even saw him state one time that he was Steve Wood's illegitimate kid. Of course that post is long gone, it was removed in one of the many TB.com thread purges.
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 11 2011, 02:20:00 AM
Quote from: "straycat990 @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:00 am"
Well shit!!!
Title: Funny Gun Chat On Skype
Post by: Steve Wood on January 11 2011, 10:34:21 AM
He is not too old to be my son, but there is nothing illegitimate about it....Zap lives!
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