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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Zap on February 12 2008, 01:04:12 AM

Title: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 12 2008, 01:04:12 AM: Page one "Call me Ishmael"

Page 17 "Stop calling me Ishmael"

Page 93 "Now is the winter of my discontent..."

Page 107 "Now is the spring of my discontent..."

Page 109 "Now is the Summer of my discontent..."

Page 178 "Now is the Fall of my discontent..."

Page 211 "Goddammit, I'm never content..."

Page 234 "Play the Guitar? Yeah, I can play the guitar...for a price, mutherfucker!"

Page 298 "How many times must I tell you, I don't do bar mitzvahs!"

Page 478 "It's under there, you just didn't look hard enough. Spread the hair out further"

Epilogue "Far be it from me to offer you any advice. It's your foot after all, leave it there if you want"

There are more pages, but those are the best ones.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 12 2008, 05:08:48 PM: That's right, I'm crazy, so don't piss me off! :smt071
Title: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: 87natty on February 12 2008, 05:52:42 PM: Send me your phone number Zap, I'll page you.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Top Speed on February 12 2008, 06:11:14 PM: :rambo: :headset:
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 12 2008, 06:11:37 PM: I don't have a phone, do you know Morse Code?
Title: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: 87natty on February 12 2008, 09:26:03 PM: Semaphore would be just as good, if not better. That way I know you're in rifle-shot.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Recklessrob on February 12 2008, 11:51:11 PM: Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:11 pm"
I don't have a phone, do you know Morse Code?
I do.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 13 2008, 01:50:46 AM: How about his sister, Morita Code? :tonqe:
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Recklessrob on February 14 2008, 05:07:57 AM: Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:50 am"
How about his sister, Morita Code? :tonqe:
She's been dead for over 60 years. :vom:
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: TSM Girl on February 14 2008, 07:25:16 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ February 14th 2008"
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:50 am"
How about his sister, Morita Code? :tonqe:
She's been dead for over 60 years.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Recklessrob on February 14 2008, 10:46:04 PM: Don't worry about it. Zaps just being a necrovore...
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 14 2008, 11:22:05 PM: That sounds bad, whatever it is.
Title: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: 87natty on February 14 2008, 11:25:47 PM: A vulture?
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 14 2008, 11:42:59 PM: I think you and Reckless Rob just like to carrion.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Recklessrob on February 14 2008, 11:53:04 PM: I claim fowl !
Title: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: 87natty on February 15 2008, 12:29:05 AM: I think he's just scavenging for posts.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 16 2008, 07:49:16 PM: I don't even have a pager- I think we should just schedule a face-to-face meating.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 16 2008, 08:16:56 PM: Not the way you spell it.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 16 2008, 08:23:14 PM: Alright then, I'm not traveling to West Virgina, then. Happy?
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Zap on February 16 2008, 08:56:08 PM: Happiness is contrary to my nature. I would be pleasantly satisfied if I knew what prank was pulled on you though. :smt017
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 16 2008, 09:01:42 PM: Quote from: "Zap @ Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:56 pm"
Happiness is contrary to my nature. I would be pleasantly satisfied if I knew what prank was pulled on you though.
Title: Re: Paging Sylvan Albertus
Post by: Recklessrob on February 16 2008, 10:29:09 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:01 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:56 pm"
Happiness is contrary to my nature. I would be pleasantly satisfied if I knew what prank was pulled on you though.