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IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman
« on: December 15 2008, 09:55:21 AM »
Contusions do lead to confusion. I would not at all be surprised to discover that is the means through which you ended up in a Dempsy on your birth day.
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IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman« on: December 15 2008, 09:55:21 AM »
Contusions do lead to confusion. I would not at all be surprised to discover that is the means through which you ended up in a Dempsy on your birth day.
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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Playing God(s)« on: December 15 2008, 09:51:14 AM »Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:49 pm" Maybe I'm just in a bad mood this year but I expect better from you guys. Except Phil, he's pretty much douched the thread up in the same manner as he usually does. You mean my Christmas present won't be enuf? ![]() 9873
IHADAV8 Playground / Playing God(s)« on: December 13 2008, 09:28:25 PM »
Just remember, when you wake up standing before the gate......If a woman opens the gate and welcomes you inward....It's hell! Run like it the other way!
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IHADAV8 Playground / Surgery« on: December 13 2008, 03:02:17 PM »
That is really good news.....glad to see she is back home
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IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman« on: December 13 2008, 10:36:46 AM »
Only because of his moribund state!
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IHADAV8 Playground / Playing God(s)« on: December 13 2008, 10:34:47 AM »
Why are you so obsessed with god(s)? Are you trying to convince your inner cesspit that your brain is right and there is really no god(s), or is there a shadow of doubt that wonders if god(s) are fucking with you and that you have skipped purgatory and are standing at the gates of hell before your time?
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IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman« on: December 13 2008, 10:27:33 AM »
I beg to point out that no one spoke of untoward meanings, or toward meanings, for that matter. The subject was the substitution of the word in daily language to eliminate the need for one's basic 1000 word vocabulary.
Thus rendering suspected idiots into certified idiots........ .add your verb of choice to make this a sentence...wai t, I know your verb of choice........ .............. . ![]() 9878
IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman« on: December 13 2008, 10:09:08 AM »
Why would I wish to say fuck all day long? Then the word has absolutely no meaning contextually and simply becomes filler for a lack of vocabulary.
Just because Zippy says it here does not make it the universal substitute for a better word. I am sure the Cosmos have rounded corners from such an overindulgence in one word that has reduced not only the English language, but, languages across the several oceans, to monosyllabus garbage. Why are you picking on me, anyway? You may need shelter and cabrito before the coming storm. 9879
General Buick Tech / Vacuum lines« on: December 12 2008, 10:29:35 PM »
I think any of the aftermarket stuff will be a bit fat (like the poster above)
GM does not have it...just go buy a foot of each size that your nearest store has and make it work.... Original was metric, but, whatever will work. 9880
IHADAV8 Playground / Most Beautiful Girl On Earth *NWS!!!* *PORN!!*« on: December 12 2008, 09:26:21 PM »
I hope Snap On is running a special on extensions
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IHADAV8 Playground / Frank Feldman« on: December 12 2008, 09:24:54 PM »
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his f** kin' widow." 9882
IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Most Beautiful Girl On Earth *NWS!!!* *PORN!!*« on: December 12 2008, 03:48:30 PM »Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:19 pm" I hope that when I'm as old as you fools my tool still works. You will never get as old as us, and, I suspect your tool fell off some years back. :jerkit; 9883
IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Most Beautiful Girl On Earth *NWS!!!* *PORN!!*« on: December 12 2008, 01:44:07 PM »Quote from: "Gary Wells @ Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:02 pm" She is beautiful, but: yep, chews her nails and smokes....pick a third strike..... ![]() 9884
IHADAV8 Playground / Re: SuperSix Appreciation Week« on: November 15 2008, 08:21:09 PM »Quote from: "SuperSix @ Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:35 am" Thank you minions! 9885
IHADAV8 Playground / Happy Birthday Strawdawg!« on: November 15 2008, 08:16:42 PM »
Those are some good pills...and you don't even have to contaminate your lungs inhaling!
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