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9781

IHADAV8 Playground / What a fantastic deal on a computer!!

« on: January 05 2009, 04:02:33 PM »

Zap, supplier to the Stars

9782

IHADAV8 Playground / Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: January 05 2009, 02:09:28 PM »

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we

9783

IHADAV8 Playground / Happy Birthday DCEPTCN!!

« on: January 04 2009, 07:15:46 PM »

quit lovin' yourself...

If you were to catch me in the act, love would be the last thought in your head.

9784

IHADAV8 Playground / The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: January 04 2009, 01:31:53 AM »

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

 Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

 Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

 Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,Fvery hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

 Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,  takes care of business.

 Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

 After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge
 visit there.

 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts....

9785

IHADAV8 Playground / Not A Queer...

« on: January 02 2009, 10:31:00 AM »

First we have to determine if Sylvan is IvanAtlas or thedivys.

Then we must decide if Paul Stanley lost his virginity before Chuck Norris did.

9786

IHADAV8 Playground / Top Speed! G8?

« on: January 01 2009, 11:54:44 AM »

Hopefully, it does not weigh more than 4000 lbs like the Lamer's choice does

9787

IHADAV8 Playground / Happy New Year

« on: December 31 2008, 11:34:56 PM »

Happy New Year!

9788

IHADAV8 Playground / Merry Christmas, Everyone.

« on: December 30 2008, 10:20:21 AM »

Grandma Moses?

9789

IHADAV8 Playground / Merry Christmas, Everyone.

« on: December 29 2008, 08:38:45 PM »

Grandma Moses?  I can do that....

9790

IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Merry Christmas, Everyone.

« on: December 29 2008, 11:40:36 AM »

If that 8 track ain't manufactured by Tascam you can keep it!

9791

IHADAV8 Playground / Merry Christmas, Everyone.

« on: December 28 2008, 08:05:15 PM »

Enter Sandman!  Excellent choice!  Glad you had fun

9792

IHADAV8 Playground / Merry Christmas, Everyone.

« on: December 24 2008, 08:23:59 PM »

I hope all enjoy the season, and everyone enjoys good health, prosperity, good humor, and good fortunes when you eat Chinese.


Hopefully, Santa will leave Timmy that electric, vibrating, single wing football game that brings back all those good times that he felt he had left behind.  Sorry, Timmy, Santa does not have room in the sleigh for that totally restored Mustang.

Sylvan will hopefully get an activated, actionated, Duane Eddy figure complete with a Gibson and a copy of Forty Miles of Bad Road on 8 track for those long treks into the badlands.

Brian is down for one of those Russian aura cameras so he can continue his path into out of this world photos which will put him on the same easel as Ansel Adams.

Donna is down for a Nurse Betty dvd course...."A Vein the First Stick Guaranteed" and a suppressor for her weapon of choice.

For the rest, the world is your oyster, just make sure you are a pearl, and the world will kneel to you...but get your orders to Santa in early as selections may be small during the Depression!

9793

IHADAV8 Playground / Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: December 23 2008, 10:43:44 PM »

Excuse me while I go execute myself.

9794

IHADAV8 Playground / The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: December 23 2008, 06:57:51 PM »

Bob was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot.  At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful
bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish
waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked.. 'How much for that faucet?' Walt
replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'   'My goodness that sure is
a lot !'  Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

 From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

9795

IHADAV8 Playground / The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: December 21 2008, 08:18:01 PM »

yes, indeed!  The champ is crowned!