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« Reply #1 on: September 30 2008, 08:22:54 PM »
You forgot to mention that Barney is also purple.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30 2008, 08:27:34 PM »
I'm not a purpophobe, and I resent the implication.  :mad; You are correct about Sylvan being a wussie though.  :supz:
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« Reply #3 on: September 30 2008, 09:11:58 PM »
Thanks for letting me know that he is a wussie.  For a moment, I thought he was an Aussie and I hated to denigrate the entire continent.

BTW, he told me you are a puccephobe.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30 2008, 09:48:32 PM »
He told me he didn't tell you shit, which is good, cause he doesn't know (shit). Ask anyone.  :cool;
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« Reply #5 on: September 30 2008, 10:29:55 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:48 pm"
He told me he didn't tell you shit, which is good, cause he doesn't know (shit). Ask anyone.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30 2008, 11:15:56 PM »
You'd better not call him Natty in person. He'll knock you out.
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« Reply #7 on: October 01 2008, 01:38:50 AM »
Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01 2008, 09:32:43 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:15 pm"
You'd better not call him Natty in person. He'll knock you out.


Natty, Mattie, what's in a name?  Let's not have a Gertrude Stein moment this early in the morning. :jerkit;
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« Reply #9 on: October 01 2008, 09:37:07 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:38 am"
Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.


Allegations? Artists named Mattie should stick to allegories lest the San Diego Public Health Department releases its records under the need to know Public Information Act.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01 2008, 09:52:15 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:38 am"
Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.


For a long time you were "Natty" to me, until you voiced your preference of being called "Brian". :atbeer:

I wouldn't admit to knowing Sylvan either. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: October 01 2008, 09:58:24 AM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:52 am"
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:38 am"
Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.


For a long time you were "Natty" to me, until you voiced your preference of being called "Brian". :atbeer:

I wouldn't admit to knowing Sylvan either. :rolleyes:


He should sue his mother for naming him Natty.  Probably scarred him for life.  Least he could have chosen a pseudonym better than Brian.  I grew up in a town named Bryan.  It wasn't much of a town, either.

Now, Sylvan is a real name with inarguable Latin roots.  Damn good thing cause Latin trees need Latin roots, and we ain't talking Latin America, but, the Caesar Albertus kinda Latin. :rock:
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« Reply #12 on: October 01 2008, 10:10:47 AM »
Strawdawg, you seem to be much wiser than your listed age of 42 suggests.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01 2008, 10:31:12 AM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:10 am"
Strawdawg, you seem to be much wiser than your listed age of 42 suggests.


Sagacity is directly inverse to salaciousness. ....I don't recall listing my age, but, it's only a number, and, numbers are well known to be capricious and inexact units at best.  Just check out my powerball tickets.

You probably clicked on Zap's age....short, fat, and 42 is what his age reflects.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01 2008, 10:46:11 AM »
I didn't click on anything.  Just an observation of the age listed on the right hand side of your posts.

FWIW, we all know that Zap and Sylvan Abertross are both full of shit and wussies to boot.
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