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Title: Newbie!
Post by: TurboMonte on November 28 2005, 07:52:49 AM
Hi all,  newbie here.  Just saw link for this site from "another board" and registered accordingly.  Figured we CANNOT have too much info when trying to keep our old, tempermental, money-pit--but COOL/FUN cars on the road.   :supz:
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on November 28 2005, 10:08:23 AM
Let the roasting begin...
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 28 2005, 11:38:42 AM
Congrats on tripping over our quiet little corner!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 28 2005, 01:41:10 PM
move along people, move along...nothin g to see here...
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on November 28 2005, 06:53:50 PM
I hope you didn't come here looking for tech info, unless
you have at least a Masters in electro/mechanical engineering ? :rofl;
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on November 28 2005, 07:02:27 PM
A turbo what?
Just kidding, dude, welcome abored.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on November 28 2005, 07:50:21 PM
Some will claim to be upper crusters, yet we are the filling which everyone really wants to stick their fingers in, yet don't have the balls to.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: SuperSix on November 28 2005, 08:26:04 PM
Welcome Turbo Monte!!

Actually, we could answer tech questons, but from what I know about you, you know more than most here!

 :smt025
Title: Newbie!
Post by: sun dog on November 28 2005, 11:58:00 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:50 pm"
Some will claim to be upper crusters, yet we are the filling which everyone really wants to stick their fingers in, yet don't have the balls to.



This site is the Shizzle!!!


Hey, I think I just learned how to quote, and this quote deserves to be quoted, I think?
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on November 29 2005, 01:46:59 AM
Quote from: "sun dog @ Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:58 pm"
...and this quote deserves to be quoted, I think?


Sure, what the hell.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 29 2005, 11:37:39 AM
Anybody tries to stick their fingers in this guys and I'll snap their shit off.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: TurboMonte on November 29 2005, 03:33:30 PM
87 Natty--saw you "over there" many times (I like your "horse")

Be4u--recognize your charm from "over there"--will know U B4 long

Recklessrob--I have a Masters,,, but in Baters college

Gary Wells--I'm used to your "off-the-mark" comments

Supersix--Most intelligent response so far,,,  (WTF's this all about?)

sun dog--congrats on the new "quote" capability (new graduate from RSU?)

DCPTN--stick your fingers in THIS! Can't see anything QUIET about this Corner

OK, I'm older than salt, smarter than a sled track--but generally uninformed regarding electronic $hit about GN's and Rice (thank heavens).  Gees, I just forgot what BOARD I'm now on--screw Y'all!

 :vom:    :prayer:    :supz:    :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 29 2005, 04:07:18 PM
"Say what the fuck you wanna say, just spell my name right!"



Are you getting chaffed already?
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: TurboMonte on November 29 2005, 04:19:31 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:07 pm"
"Say what the fuck you wanna say, just spell my name right!"



Are you getting chaffed already?


Why don't you just learn to spell, rather than to just try to use cute acronyms!?  Are you trying ro represent deception or dpwd?
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on November 29 2005, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:19 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:07 pm"
"Say what the fuck you wanna say, just spell my name right!"



Are you getting chaffed already?


Why don't you just learn to spell, rather than to just try to use cute acronyms!?
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 29 2005, 05:49:48 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:19 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:07 pm"
"Say what the fuck you wanna say, just spell my name right!"



Are you getting chaffed already?


Why don't you just learn to spell, rather than to just try to use cute acronyms!?
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Top Speed on November 29 2005, 06:36:34 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:07 pm"
"Why don't you just learn to spell, rather than to just try to use cute acronyms!?
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 29 2005, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:19 pm"
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on November 29 2005, 08:17:11 PM
In my best Mr. Burns voice...

"Release the hounds..."

DPWD...
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 29 2005, 08:26:23 PM
Natty stop instigating!  :rofl;
Title: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on November 29 2005, 08:38:06 PM
Turbomonte go fuck yourself c0cksucker.  You shall forever get shit from me
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: sun dog on November 30 2005, 01:07:58 AM
Well at least TurdoMonte picked the right avatar; Bird brain, yellow belly, and no balls.  Quote that shit.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on November 30 2005, 01:08:37 AM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:38 pm"
Turbomonte go fuck yourself c0cksucker.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 30 2005, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: "sun dog @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:07 am"
Well at least TurdoMonte picked the right avatar; Bird brain, yellow belly, and no balls.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on November 30 2005, 03:23:59 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:08 pm"

Maybe you could give him some football lessons or somethin'.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: gordyzx9r on November 30 2005, 05:28:59 AM
At this rate we'll have a 1,000 members by 2069.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on November 30 2005, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: "gordyzx9r @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:28 am"
At this rate we'll have a 1,000 members by 2069.


Yeah, isn't Darwinism cool ?  :rofl;
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: TurboMonte on November 30 2005, 01:48:20 PM
OK, have your fun.   :jerkit;   I grew out of the Harry High School crap long ago!  I can see there's nothing important for me to learn here.  Adios  :smt015
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 30 2005, 01:58:45 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:48 pm"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on November 30 2005, 02:54:46 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:48 am"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 30 2005, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:48 pm"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Top Speed on November 30 2005, 07:09:04 PM
:idea; This reminds me of another first encounter....

http://www.ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=197
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on November 30 2005, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:48 am"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on November 30 2005, 10:15:15 PM
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:09 pm"
:idea; This reminds me of another first encounter....

http://www.ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=197
Ended up, Blown/Cruzn turned out to be an awsome dude! I'm glad that thread happened!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 01 2005, 12:32:14 AM
Who knows, maybe this guy will be for real too.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on December 01 2005, 12:53:56 AM
He seems to be for real. Man we're dicks... but hey, at least we're up front about it!
Title: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 01 2005, 01:08:32 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:53 am"
He seems to be for real. Man we're dicks... but hey, at least we're up front about it!

He seemed to be knowledgeable in the "headgasket" thread, even if
it was ancient history. But he is to easily offended to wear the bucket.
 :not:
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on December 01 2005, 01:26:51 AM
Nice smiley!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 01 2005, 11:34:23 AM
I, too, thought of cruzn right away. I thought maybe TurboMonte would take it like a man....oh well.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on December 01 2005, 06:55:36 PM
we are assholes.  we probably should expain ourseleves first before we bash into people....  None of us would even stick around if we made a thread and everyone told us to leave.....
Title: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 01 2005, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:55 pm"
we are assholes.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on December 01 2005, 07:05:05 PM
I think cool people just connect. Cruzn is cool. With this guy, I'm thinking Troll. Obviously someone we know. If I understand one of his posts correctly....W e'll meet soon. What does that mean? I dont know. I hope he's not thinking reststop bathroom.  :rofl;
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 01 2005, 11:37:02 PM
It sure feels like bad karma to me. :yawinkle:
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 02 2005, 05:38:13 AM
Don't forget that you read it here first, people:
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Title: Re: Newbie!
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Drop him an e-mail and say Hi:

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Title: Re: Newbie!
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Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on December 02 2005, 10:25:04 AM
We're going to hell for this one...
Title: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 02 2005, 11:34:00 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:25 am"
We're going to hell for this one...
All my favorite bands will be playing there.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: Be4u on December 02 2005, 11:40:32 AM
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:25 am"
We're going to hell for this one...
Not meeee!  :supz:
Title: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 02 2005, 11:42:32 AM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:40 am"
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:25 am"
We're going to hell for this one...
Not meeee!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 02 2005, 02:07:36 PM
Hopefully, this was not one of our guys trolling our own board with a replica name.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 02 2005, 05:35:13 PM
I don't think so. We probably chased off a good guy. :flat;
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 02 2005, 07:24:23 PM
FWIW & IMHO:
Well, that might be true, but you don't go on a board, hang for a day or two, and then state,"I don't think that I have anything to learn here". Whether he liked this board or not, he threw the first punch. He could have bowed out much more gracefully than that.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on December 02 2005, 07:33:32 PM
Well, we're obviously not a tech board, there are enough of those already. I think that was Cruzn's idea of the board at first. The he realized we're just here to shoot the shit and we're not trying to break records, we just enjoy the cars. By the way, look at the visitors list, he still stops by.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on December 02 2005, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:33 pm"
Well, we're obviously not a tech board, there are enough of those already. I think that was Cruzn's idea of the board at first. The he realized we're just here to shoot the shit and we're not trying to break records, we just enjoy the cars. By the way, look at the visitors list, he still stops by.


um yeah we are.... I'm going for the slowest GN in history!  :supz:
Title: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 02 2005, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:57 pm"
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:33 pm"
Well, we're obviously not a tech board, there are enough of those already. I think that was Cruzn's idea of the board at first. The he realized we're just here to shoot the shit and we're not trying to break records, we just enjoy the cars. By the way, look at the visitors list, he still stops by.


um yeah we are.... I'm going for the slowest GN in history!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 03 2005, 03:38:58 PM
Wrong. If you average the time I've owned my car with the mileage that I've put on it you will clearly see that I have the slowest GN.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on December 03 2005, 08:12:20 PM
hmmm well I have put about 20,000 miles on the car and the fasted car I beat in a street race was an ambulance..... ...  Mines the slowest
Title: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 05 2005, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:12 pm"
hmmm well I have put about 20,000 miles on the car and the fasted car I beat in a street race was an ambulance..... ...
Title: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 05 2005, 11:22:12 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:58 pm"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:12 pm"
hmmm well I have put about 20,000 miles on the car and the fasted car I beat in a street race was an ambulance..... ...
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 05 2005, 02:06:43 PM
Ouch.
Title: Newbie!
Post by: ledzeppac on December 05 2005, 10:14:01 PM
eh whatever
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 06 2005, 12:59:50 PM
Yup !  Phil is either thick skinned, on good medication,or some
or some combination of both.  :supz:
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 06 2005, 01:02:09 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:59 am"
Yup !
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 06 2005, 02:09:34 PM
More like having been pushed.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 06 2005, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: "Gary Wells @ Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:09 pm"
More like having been pushed.
Yeah.....maybe his mother pushed him because she had been hoping for a boy.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Gary Wells on December 06 2005, 06:43:52 PM
Naw, I was thinking the family pet dog
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Dragonational on December 28 2005, 05:15:39 PM
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:48 pm"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 28 2005, 05:16:57 PM
Quote from: "Dragonational @ Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:15 pm"
Quote from: "TurboMonte @ Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:48 pm"
OK, have your fun.
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Dragonational on December 28 2005, 06:51:09 PM
I guess if its Harry High School then Im the principle and alot of little bitches are gonna pay :finga:
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: Recklessrob on December 29 2005, 12:44:24 AM
Quote from: "Dragonational @ Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:51 pm"
I guess if its Harry High School then Im the principle and alot of little bitches are gonna pay :finga:


Open up that can of administrative "Whoop Ass"!  Damn little bastards...
Title: Newbie!
Post by: 87natty on December 29 2005, 02:48:41 AM
Fuck that. Get out the yardstick and rap their knuckles! My pops got it all the time. I threatened to do it to my boss at an import speed shop. 3 days later I was unemployed. Cracking the stick across the counter really shook him up, brought up some memories I guess. The look on his face was worth the loss of a shitty job. The guys bought me lunch that day!
Title: Re: Newbie!
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 29 2005, 11:44:35 AM
.....or, just say something that is way too vulgar. Works for me.
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