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Offline Steve Wood

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« on: February 28 2011, 12:00:38 PM »
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES CHURCH over LIGHTNING STRIKE !
        ONLY IN TEXAS ...
        
        
        Texas Beer Joint Sues Church In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their building to increase their business.
        
        In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground!
        
        After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about ??? the power of prayer???, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church . . ."was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means."
        
        In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
        
        The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and  the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented
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Re: Seems like a timely post
« Reply #1 on: February 28 2011, 01:30:24 PM »
This would be a cool case to be heard by the US Supreme Court. :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: February 28 2011, 02:29:45 PM »
muwahahahaha

Rather scathing response.  If it were true.

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« Reply #3 on: February 28 2011, 06:06:11 PM »
LOL.....

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« Reply #4 on: February 28 2011, 08:05:40 PM »
Good story
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« Reply #5 on: February 28 2011, 08:20:16 PM »
Quote from: "daveismissing @ Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:05 pm"
Good story
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« Reply #6 on: March 01 2011, 07:43:52 AM »
That is fucking priceless! :rofl;
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