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« on: October 15 2008, 10:28:59 PM »
Date Of Birth: 1/3/77
Place Of Birth: Rhinelander, WI
Lefty/Righty: Lefty, duh
Nationality: German/Polish
Religious Affiliation: Fuck Them
Sexual Preference: DP
Profession: Always Aspiring
Circumcised Y/N: Huh?
SSN: I Have One
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« Reply #1 on: October 15 2008, 10:44:15 PM »
Date Of Birth: 04/11/1961
Place Of Birth:Charleston, WV
Lefty/Righty: Righty
Nationality: Scots-Irish
Religious Affiliation: Dollar Worship
Sexual Preference: Prefer to have it more often
Profession: I profess
Circumcised Y/N: You Betcha, Sarah
SSN: Consists of Numerals
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« Reply #2 on: October 15 2008, 10:44:48 PM »
Forgot one,

Theme Song: Life Of Agony, "Through And Through" or "Bad Seed"
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« Reply #3 on: October 15 2008, 10:53:34 PM »
Stop changing the diaper before the baby shits in it. :mad;
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« Reply #4 on: October 15 2008, 10:54:49 PM »
I don't know what that means either, I just coulsn't think of a theme song.  :atbeer:
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« Reply #5 on: October 15 2008, 10:56:40 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:53 pm"
Stop changing the diaper before the baby shits in it. :mad;
Side-stepper, turncoat, halfass, cock tease.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15 2008, 11:05:50 PM »
I am really starting to think that you guys have something serious wrong with yourselfs.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15 2008, 11:10:44 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:05 pm"
I am really starting to think that you guys have something serious wrong with yourselfs.
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« Reply #8 on: October 15 2008, 11:11:59 PM »

 
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« Reply #9 on: October 15 2008, 11:17:59 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:10 pm"
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What is it about the internet that makes me forget how words sound vs. how they are spelled?
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« Reply #10 on: October 15 2008, 11:24:55 PM »
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!
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« Reply #11 on: October 15 2008, 11:36:04 PM »
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!
"Ethnicity"...now will you bastards leave the union already?
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« Reply #12 on: October 16 2008, 12:15:38 AM »
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!


Why don't you and Sylvan hop into your size 12's, paddle to Madagascar, and hump a lemur.
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« Reply #13 on: October 16 2008, 09:45:21 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:15 pm"
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!


Why don't you and Sylvan hop into your size 12's, paddle to Madagascar, and hump a lemur.


Lemurs knock on our doors 24/7.  Word of our size 12s has gone global (that means International, you Scots-Irish Leprecaun wantabe fairy) so we don't need frequent flyer miles to hump anything.
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« Reply #14 on: October 16 2008, 10:15:54 PM »
I ran that through the bullshit filter and ended up changing filters.
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