Your Vital Statistics

[DCEPTCN]

Tape measure.

[Steve Wood]

10 1/2 on the shoe size according to this

http://www.thebreeces.com/average.html

[DCEPTCN]

10 1/2 on the shoe size according to this

http://www.thebreeces.com/average.html

$36,100 as the average income is depressing. Not that this particular number is what I take issue with, though- I just wonder how many annual incomes of around $10k it required to drag down all of the doctor and lawyer types.


Anyway, if any of us wanted to throw a mediocrity party we would (Wood) be in ATL with Tops Peed seeing who could pee the farthest...fur thest? Oh hell, find me a page on the average American's English comprehension and I suspect I'm still in the 62nd percentile.

[Top Speed]

I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.

Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.

[TSM Girl]

I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.

Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.

You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.

[DCEPTCN]

I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.

Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.

You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.

Don't be- he's little more than an AC piece stealing, cockteasing, far peeing asshole.

[Zap]

You small-headed people amuse me.

[Steve Wood]

6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?

Tape measure.

[DCEPTCN]

Then why to you buy condoms in the children's department?

To reinforce one's conviction to use them.

[Top Speed]

I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.

Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.

You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.

PFFT drive?  Don't confuse me with Sylvan.  I don't have time to drive, I am a busy man. :yawinkle:

[gbsean]

I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.

Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.

You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.

PFFT drive?

[Top Speed]

Actually my semi-private business jet, flown by Delta Airlines.