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Offline Zap

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« on: October 13 2008, 08:39:33 PM »
Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight 215
Shoe Size 10 1/2
Head size 24"


Yeah, I'm a short fat big-headed asshole...what of it.  :finga:
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« Reply #1 on: October 13 2008, 08:46:23 PM »
Height 6"
weight 250
shoes size 10
Head size 22

yes I am a tall fat English Prick
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« Reply #2 on: October 13 2008, 08:57:31 PM »
How the fuck do you have a 24" head???
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« Reply #3 on: October 13 2008, 08:59:22 PM »
17-1/2" neck
36" arm

Oh wait, that is my shirt size.
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« Reply #4 on: October 14 2008, 10:00:08 PM »
Height: 5'11"
Weight 200
Shoe Size 11


Zap  you know someone's short when they use fractions of an inch to measure their height, but I have a feeling you use that measuring technique for other body parts too.  :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: October 14 2008, 10:13:02 PM »
I didn't list THAT part....I knew you'd all lie about it.  :cool;  Hey, a half inch is a half inch...  :supz:


My head is so big that when I tried to leave Mt Rushmore they arrested me for shoplifting. :supz:
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« Reply #6 on: October 14 2008, 11:47:16 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:13 pm"
I didn't list THAT part....I knew you'd all lie about it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15 2008, 04:57:09 AM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:57 pm"
How the fuck do you have a 24" head???  LOL


They must've sewed his mom back up like a football, geez.

I think I'm around 5'10", maybe 5'9". All I know is I tower over Be4U, but we all do. I think I'm around 155 pounds or so these days. And shoe size is a 10.
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« Reply #8 on: October 15 2008, 07:27:16 AM »
I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes.  I wonder if the avg male shoe size is 10??    


4"10 1/2 let's just say I am 4"11  ok? :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 15 2008, 10:09:43 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:39 pm"
Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight 215
Shoe Size 10 1/2
Head size 24"


Yeah, I'm a short fat big-headed asshole...what of it.
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« Reply #10 on: October 15 2008, 05:16:43 PM »
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:09 am"


Plus 4
Minus 25
Plus 1 1/2
Ego=not nearly as inflated

Yeah, I am much better lookin' if slightly older. :rolleyes:



So, basically you are a bigfoot with a pinhead.  :supz:
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« Reply #11 on: October 15 2008, 05:18:44 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:27 am"
I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15 2008, 06:32:28 PM »
6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?
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« Reply #13 on: October 15 2008, 07:08:52 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ October 15th 2008"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:27 am"
I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes.
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« Reply #14 on: October 15 2008, 08:18:27 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:32 pm"
6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?



Tape measure.  :cool;


Hat size is determined by dividing your head size (in inches) by Pi. I kid you not.


There are only two hat sizes larger than mine. I assume those would be for Andre the Giant and Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade Balloons.
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