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IHADAV8 Playground / Real Vital Statistics
« on: October 16 2008, 09:45:21 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:15 pm"
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!


Why don't you and Sylvan hop into your size 12's, paddle to Madagascar, and hump a lemur.


Lemurs knock on our doors 24/7.  Word of our size 12s has gone global (that means International, you Scots-Irish Leprecaun wantabe fairy) so we don't need frequent flyer miles to hump anything.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Real Vital Statistics
« on: October 15 2008, 11:24:55 PM »
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!

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IHADAV8 Playground / Your Vital Statistics
« on: October 15 2008, 09:04:38 PM »
10 1/2 on the shoe size according to this

http://www.thebreeces.com/average.html

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Your Vital Statistics
« on: October 15 2008, 10:09:43 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:39 pm"
Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight 215
Shoe Size 10 1/2
Head size 24"


Yeah, I'm a short fat big-headed asshole...what of it.

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General Buick Tech / Alternator not putting out
« on: October 15 2008, 10:03:49 AM »
Uh, Zap gave me the wrong info to post, too!

You could check the gages fuse while you are on your knees praying to the electrical gods.

18 terminal connector on the dash pc.  Two black wires are grounds.  Brown wire on connector is the feed from the dash to the alternator.

Look at page 8A-82-12

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General Buick Tech / Alternator not putting out
« on: October 15 2008, 09:42:39 AM »
I will work harder on ripping Zip.  He is smarter than me, but, I do sleep less than he does!  :(

At least I am four inches taller than Toadboy and weigh 25 lbs less-being bald has its benefits.

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General Buick Tech / Alternator not putting out
« on: October 14 2008, 11:40:48 PM »
don't think the alternator circuit is connected to the turnsignal bulb burning slightly....th at does sound like an oddball problem.

Electrical problems are not my favorite either...:)

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 14 2008, 12:12:52 AM »
Please complete the bonding before you get here, or get a room at the motel

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General Buick Tech / Re: Alternator not putting out
« on: October 14 2008, 12:10:26 AM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:19 pm"
(Kinda like my ex-wife, just a LOT less expensive)

Here's the deal.

Voltmeter indicates no alternator output. VOLT bulb doesn't light when IGN on, engine off. Replaced bulb - no change.

What and where is the fuse for this circuit? According to the service manual, and what I have done, i need to be looking for an open wire between the IGN switch and the ALT. Is this common?

Thanks

Marko


There is no fuse in the circuit.  With the key on, voltage comes thru the ignition switch to the bulb in the dash and onward to the alternator via the small brown wire that plugs into the alternator.

If the bulb does not light when the key is turned to ON, the alternator cannot charge.

Sometimes the bulb is bad, more often, it has just decided to quit making connection with the pc "board" behind the dash panel.  Sometimes wiggling stuff around will make it start working again if the bulb was good and not burned out.

This is a common problem with these cars.  Now, if the bulb cannot be convinced to light...there are a couple of potential fixes, or so.

First, however, I would unplug the the brown wire from the alternator and ground it to the engine...then turn the key on...if the light comes on, then you know you have an alternator problem, if it still does not come on, then you know you have a problem in the circuit...most commonly the bulb or its connection.

Okay, one cannot simply supply a voltage from an ignition switch source to the alternator as the bulb serves as a resistor to drop the voltage a bit.  Leaving out this resistance will burn out the diodes in the alternator in short order.

One can take a 475 ohm resistor and insert it in a wire coming from the ignition switch and going to the alternator to replace the brown wire circuit.

One can buy a similar plug and play device from John Spina at Casper's...think it connects between the wastegate voltage feed wire and the alternator.

One can replace the 475 ohm resistor with a dash lite bulb and similarly run it from an ignition switch source...and it will come on and off just like the one in the dash did.

And, of course, one can mess with the one in the dash until it works.... :D

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 13 2008, 07:59:09 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:17 pm"
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:28 am"


so you are saying he is scum, just not scooter scum?


To an extent. On a side note, beans, rice and chicken sounds good. You need to have my cooking, Sylvan and Rob can atest to this.


What the hell would they know about good food?

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 13 2008, 01:33:43 PM »
Quote from: "gbsean @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:02 am"
could farm goats...here there is good money in that


As long as someone else is paying the feed and fencing bill, I bet there is.

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 13 2008, 11:35:07 AM »
Why not?  Black beans, pollo y arroz, have kept them alive for 50 years.

You can find sustenance employment working on '53 Plymouths, etc.

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 13 2008, 10:26:46 AM »
Quote from: "gbsean @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:05 am"
and I am an American now......


So is Gothmog......M aybe the Brits will take you back before the evacuation ships run out of money to buy fuel with.

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IHADAV8 Playground / The official Sean Ryder is a foreign punk thread
« on: October 13 2008, 09:28:13 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:48 am"
Man, Sean Ruder is foreign, but in no way is he cool enough to be a punk in the vein of British punk rockers like say, Chaos UK.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_UK


so you are saying he is scum, just not scooter scum?

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Caused him to sink to new lows :rock:

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