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Offline Zap

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Sylvan is so ugly that...
« on: January 20 2011, 08:53:23 PM »
baboon's asses use him as a comparitive reference. E.g., "that dog is uglier than a Sylvan."


How ugly do YOU think Sylvan is?  :question;   :evil;
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« Reply #1 on: January 20 2011, 10:18:27 PM »
he's so ugly steve's shaved goats wouldnt give him the time of day!   abooo...
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« Reply #2 on: January 20 2011, 10:27:15 PM »
Sylvan is so ugly, he went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20 2011, 10:32:10 PM »
Damn, that is ugly, in both cases
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Re: Sylvan is so ugly that...
« Reply #4 on: January 20 2011, 10:40:40 PM »
Sylvan's so ugly, when he sits in the sandbox the cats try to bury him.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20 2011, 10:44:34 PM »
ok ed.. that was funny.. real funny lol
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« Reply #6 on: January 21 2011, 12:44:19 PM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ January 20th 2011"
Sylvan is so ugly, he went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.




That one cracked me up!   :rofl;  :rofl;
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Re: Sylvan is so ugly that...
« Reply #7 on: January 26 2011, 03:19:55 PM »
I'm also bitter, petty and vengeful.


Anybody else?
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Sylvan is so ugly that...
« Reply #8 on: January 26 2011, 03:55:06 PM »
Yes, I'm those things too
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« Reply #9 on: January 26 2011, 04:36:12 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:55 pm"
Yes, I'm those things too
I'm gonna stab you in the throat. Out of love.
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Sylvan is so ugly that...
« Reply #10 on: January 26 2011, 04:47:53 PM »
I'd prefer a slice
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« Reply #11 on: January 26 2011, 04:49:49 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:47 pm"
I'd prefer a slice
What if, just as I was about to cut your throat, somebody cut in line?
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Sylvan is so ugly that...
« Reply #12 on: January 26 2011, 05:36:14 PM »
You mean, knifed right in front of you?
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« Reply #13 on: January 26 2011, 05:52:31 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:36 pm"
You mean, knifed right in front of you?


I love the sharp wit.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26 2011, 06:08:42 PM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:52 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:36 pm"
You mean, knifed right in front of you?


I love the sharp wit.
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