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Unique Laws
« on: January 02 2012, 07:26:19 PM »
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
...and you will have to pee.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lowery's Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.
Peer's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
William's Law

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.
The Dilbert Principle

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
Ralph's Observation

Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.
The Law of Common Sense

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Reality

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Legal Rights

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Probable Dispersal
-Drain plug by Earl Brown, custom oil pan by Rich's Auto

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Re: Unique Laws
« Reply #1 on: January 02 2012, 09:27:08 PM »
The lowest common denominator is always elected to office.
And remember, when dealing with children, silence may be golden but duct tape is silver.

 

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