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message from the Queen
« on: October 11 2011, 09:56:53 PM »
Email from the Queen - an important announcement regarding the USA


 


 

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

 

In light of your immediate failure to manage yourselves financially and in recent years also your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore remain unable to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (Look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

 

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

 

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

 

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

 

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

 

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #1 on: October 12 2011, 11:39:22 AM »
I always wanted one of those Beefeater hats..send her magickesty's troops over so we can welcome them properly
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #2 on: October 12 2011, 09:33:13 PM »
And have them go ahead and stick a flashing red light on their head this time. The red coats don't show up so well in the fog.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #3 on: October 12 2011, 10:02:06 PM »
It's a trick...it doesn't say anything about loosening our dental hygiene standards to theirs.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #4 on: October 13 2011, 12:01:05 AM »
or getting our women to stop shaving their legs and arm pits....
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #5 on: October 13 2011, 09:32:25 AM »
Effing Queen is pretty cocky after taking 60 years to pay off her debt for bailing out her ass in 1946.  She still owes us for WWI so she should take her corgis and bonny prince Charley and let Freddy Mercury have a go at it.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #6 on: October 13 2011, 06:18:56 PM »
Forget all the negative Brit bashing, the new princess-in-law is way hot.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #7 on: October 14 2011, 07:59:38 AM »
I'd do her -- royally
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #8 on: October 14 2011, 08:26:16 AM »
I thought I heard Zap was a queen, or is that something else entirely?
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #9 on: October 14 2011, 08:43:26 AM »
You're thinking of Nasty Wendy. I'm the King of Diamonds.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #10 on: October 14 2011, 09:53:28 AM »
Just another ugly English bird dressed up like lamb.  I suspect she is smart enuf to stay as far away from the queen as she can.  Seems like a nice person.  Hope she can survive and stay that way.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #11 on: October 21 2011, 08:38:40 AM »
Quote from: Steve Wood on October 13 2011, 09:32:25 AM
Effing Queen is pretty cocky after taking 60 years to pay off her debt for bailing out her ass in 1946.  She still owes us for WWI so she should take her corgis and bonny prince Charley and let Freddy Mercury have a go at it.

Pfft. Canada has being supporting (and kicking) the World's ass since Confederation. You want to talk about a great colony? This is it: great beer, great women, great sports, great(er) economy... there is a reason we are called the GREAT. WHITE. NORTH.

Suck it World, suck it.
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #12 on: October 21 2011, 12:34:18 PM »
Quote from: motorhead on October 21 2011, 08:38:40 AM
Quote from: Steve Wood on October 13 2011, 09:32:25 AM
Effing Queen is pretty cocky after taking 60 years to pay off her debt for bailing out her ass in 1946.  She still owes us for WWI so she should take her corgis and bonny prince Charley and let Freddy Mercury have a go at it.

Pfft. Canada has being supporting (and kicking) the World's ass since Confederation. You want to talk about a great colony? This is it: great beer, great women, great sports, great(er) economy... there is a reason we are called the GREAT. WHITE. NORTH.

Suck it World, suck it.

Forget your medication this morning? :chin: :add_wegbrech:
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #13 on: October 21 2011, 01:41:34 PM »
Quote from: Charlief1 on October 21 2011, 12:34:18 PM
Quote from: motorhead on October 21 2011, 08:38:40 AM
Quote from: Steve Wood on October 13 2011, 09:32:25 AM
Effing Queen is pretty cocky after taking 60 years to pay off her debt for bailing out her ass in 1946.  She still owes us for WWI so she should take her corgis and bonny prince Charley and let Freddy Mercury have a go at it.

Pfft. Canada has being supporting (and kicking) the World's ass since Confederation. You want to talk about a great colony? This is it: great beer, great women, great sports, great(er) economy... there is a reason we are called the GREAT. WHITE. NORTH.

Suck it World, suck it.

Forget your medication this morning? :chin: :add_wegbrech:

That would be impossible. What with our universal health care...
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Re: message from the Queen
« Reply #14 on: October 21 2011, 02:18:30 PM »
Does the Queen have to change her own tampons?

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