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Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: kma697 on January 16 2007, 10:03:24 PM: My spelling of the name is probably wrong, but who has some witty Confuscious sayings...like this one

Confuscious say Man who masturbate over cash register will cum into money. Well I thought it was pretty good :rofl; :spooge;
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Recklessrob on January 17 2007, 12:45:45 AM: Quote

Confuscious say Man who masturbate over cash register will cum into money. Well I thought it was pretty good

...and so did everyone else in Mrs. Davis's 3rd grade class. Keep tryin' :rofl;
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Post by: Wrecked Em on January 17 2007, 09:48:54 PM: He who stands on toilet is high on pot!
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Post by: SuperSix on January 18 2007, 07:43:46 AM: Man who go to bed with itchy ass will wake up with a stinky finger!

(Or woman, right Donna?)
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Post by: TSM Girl on January 18 2007, 11:21:17 AM: Quote from: "SuperSix @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:43 am"
Man who go to bed with itchy ass will wake up with a stinky finger!

(Or woman, right Donna?)

ROTFLMFAO! Whatever Mark.......lol .......... :rofl;
Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: Be4u on January 18 2007, 12:24:50 PM: These are great! Keep 'em commin' please!
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Recklessrob on January 18 2007, 01:17:33 PM: Man who play golf in rain, often gets his balls wet.
Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: Be4u on January 18 2007, 04:14:30 PM: RR, you can do better than that, c'mon! lol
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Post by: TSM Girl on January 18 2007, 10:00:22 PM: Man who walks with finger in nose be snotty all day.
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Post by: TSM Girl on January 18 2007, 10:06:44 PM: Man who dreams of Peanut Butter wakes spoon in butt.
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: TSM Girl on January 18 2007, 10:08:57 PM: Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day. :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: kma697 on January 18 2007, 10:36:51 PM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:08 pm"
Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day.
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Recklessrob on January 18 2007, 11:35:01 PM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:08 pm"
Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day.
Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: Be4u on January 19 2007, 05:41:15 AM: Thanks for fixing that RR! Now it's funny!
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: TSM Girl on January 19 2007, 07:17:05 AM: You know what, I still thought it was funny. You guys knew what I meant. :rolleyes;
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Post by: TSM Girl on January 19 2007, 07:18:22 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:35 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:08 pm"

Virginity is like balloon, one prick and its over.

Now that is funny!
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Dragonational on February 08 2007, 10:39:19 PM: man who do business in whore house get jerked around

passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly

one more

girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick (that one is funny)
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: kma697 on February 09 2007, 05:34:13 AM: Quote from: "Dragonational @ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:39 pm"
man who do business in whore house get jerked around

passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly

one more

girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick (that one is funny)

Those were all awesome :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Wrecked Em on February 20 2010, 08:57:35 AM: ...rooster who laughs at cat in water is cock who likes wet pu$$y!
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Post by: DCEPTCN on February 21 2010, 06:27:25 PM: Jesus, man- that took 3 years?
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Post by: Wrecked Em on February 21 2010, 08:34:36 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:27 pm"
Jesus, man- that took 3 years?

When did Confuscious say that????? :confused;
Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: SuperSix on February 22 2010, 11:47:05 AM: Man who run in front of car get tired.
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 11 2010, 07:41:39 PM: Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 pm"
When did Confuscious say that?????
Title: Confuscious says....
Post by: SuperSix on March 12 2010, 11:10:50 AM: (http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros/Misc-Retard.jpg)
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Post by: DCEPTCN on March 12 2010, 11:33:09 AM: Let's stop with all this tardiness.
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Post by: TSM Girl on March 12 2010, 11:46:48 AM: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Post by: SuperSix on March 12 2010, 01:30:26 PM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:46 am"
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

That makes no fucking sense.

"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."
Title: Re: Confuscious says....
Post by: Wrecked Em on March 12 2010, 07:23:18 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:41 pm"
Quote from: "Wrecked Em @ Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 pm"
When did Confuscious say that?????