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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on December 30 2006, 07:48:20 PM

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Post by: DCEPTCN on December 30 2006, 07:48:20 PM

How do you get run over IF YOU CAN FLY?

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Post by: kma697 on December 30 2006, 08:05:41 PM

Birds may be able to fly but they still aren't too smart!!! :rofl;  :snakeman:

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Post by: Be4u on December 30 2006, 09:06:45 PM

Wow, this is a strange topic.

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Post by: Racer X on December 30 2006, 09:41:09 PM

Wellllll....

Whilst driving through the Arizona desert a few years back I had a bird fly right into the the windshield of my Suburban. My kids thought it was pretty cool, the bird did not.

How did the bird NOT see a Suburban?

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Post by: Be4u on December 30 2006, 09:57:10 PM

Dont birds have the brain the size of a pea?

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Post by: Recklessrob on December 30 2006, 11:24:59 PM

Years ago, I hit a bird with my old '81 Grand Prix. It then was thrown over the roof
of my car, and landed dead on the passenger's side hood against the windshield wiper of my buddies car who was driving behind me. The funny part was his
girlfriend flailing her arms and freaking out at the sight of it. I nearly drove
off of the road laughing.

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Post by: Be4u on December 30 2006, 11:27:32 PM

lol

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Post by: sun dog on December 31 2006, 12:56:11 AM

Gawd damn Bird Flew strikes again.
 
He was probably hitching from Denver to get away from the snow.
 
Good thing that wasn't in PA or they would have eaten him on the spot.

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Post by: TSM Girl on December 31 2006, 10:44:22 AM

Birds are stupid.......W hen we lived in IL, I cleaned my house windows, for some odd reason, when they were cleaned every spring, those Damn Birds would fly into my windows.  I will be in the house taking care of the kids and all of a sudden "Wham" on our bay window.   Another time the damn bird kept hitting the window a few times, I guess he was just nuts.

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Post by: TSM Girl on December 31 2006, 10:44:51 AM

Quote from: "Be4u @ Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:06 pm"

Wow, this is a strange topic.

I agree with you!

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Post by: 87natty on December 31 2006, 04:48:37 PM

What was the last thing going through that birds mind?



It's ass.

Greg, tell everyone the whole pigeon in the radiator story.

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Post by: Recklessrob on December 31 2006, 06:30:49 PM

Greg, we're waiting....