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Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on December 13 2006, 01:26:41 AM: In Anaheim, when we got back to the hotel room, We found a note. Upon entering the room we found a guy in the room. Brian and I were going to jump him but he said please dont...I'm just looking for Zap. Since he knows who Zap is, we decided to leave him alone in fear of our lives.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on December 13 2006, 01:29:49 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:26 am"
In Anaheim, when we got back to the hotel room, We found a note. Upon entering the room we found a guy in the room. Brian and I were going to jump him but he said please dont...I'm just looking for Zap. Since he knows who Zap is, we decided to leave him alone in fear of our lives.
The dude was in your room. How'd he get in ? What did the note say ?
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 01:30:55 AM: I'm not even sure who this 'Zap' character is.....surely one of the myriad who view but don't post here?
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on December 13 2006, 01:31:19 AM: I have a habit of never locking my door. Note said something about "wheres Zap".
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on December 13 2006, 01:31:54 AM: It was foul man. Sylvan saw it too! Greg found the note and high-tailed it out of there. I got a pic of him trembling with the note, blabbering about how he never blackballed Zap! This was after a good conversation about the philosophy of Buick boards and busty Asian college girls. I know I'm missing something...
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 01:46:45 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:31 pm"
busty Asian college girls.
Happy? Now I'm crying again....and there were those dressed as maids *or* nurses. All 400 of them. (Sobs into his pillow)

Although all mentioned above is true...I SERIOUSLY had nothing to do with Phil stuffing his pants....I just heard Brian, Phil and Robert cackling like mad-women.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on December 13 2006, 01:48:43 AM: Sylvan was so uninformed that he once said "did Phil have something in his pants? cause if not, he's hung like a horse." lol
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 01:51:18 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:48 pm"
Sylvan was so uninformed that he once said "did Phil have something in his pants? cause if not, he's hung like a horse." lol
You're booze-blurrin' again- I said that about your Ma......but seriously, Phil's TP roll was VEINY.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Dragonational on December 13 2006, 01:51:25 AM: meat gazer lol
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on December 13 2006, 01:53:55 AM: I'll let this one simmer a while. We need Greg's story.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 01:56:18 AM: Quote from: "Dragonational @ Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:51 pm"
meat gazer lol
Shut up, you weren't even there when Robert was showing his trash to some stranger in der badezimmer at the Sahara. Remember, grip it all the way up to the Thunderdome.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Dragonational on December 13 2006, 01:57:30 AM: robert were you showing off again?
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 02:02:47 AM: Quote from: "Dragonational @ Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:57 pm"
robert were you showing off again?
Dude, you SO had to be there. Long story short: Robert showed his pipe to a stranger and then bitched about it to us for 4 hours.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on December 13 2006, 02:05:32 AM: LMmotherfuckin gAO!

It was an old guy too right?

Still laughing...
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on December 13 2006, 02:07:21 AM: No, I was pissing and someone looked. Made me uncomfortable.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on December 13 2006, 02:10:01 AM: I'd imagine it was like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdUP3dtRynk
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 13 2006, 02:11:44 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:05 am"
LMmotherfuckingAO!

It was an old guy too right?

Still laughing...
Little did we know that we were only about 24 hours from learning the ways of the 'Upper Decker'....my shit hurt so bad from laughing I actually begged Greg to stop, lol. This, of course, was shortly after Brian and I were sadly disappointed by the bar at the Riviera and Robert lost a kidney to the buttsexing guy at the Stardust.....a fter we (Brian) paid around $30 for 2 shots and 2 beers.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Dragonational on December 13 2006, 03:07:59 AM: "upperdecker" lol that is the greatest prank or FU you can do to someone in my opinion. this sounds like one hell of a night.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on December 13 2006, 01:31:00 PM: haha my friends and I do something similiar... we act like we are gay and have a conversation about a date we "went" on teh night before with another guy and why we are soo made he didnt kiss me at the end of the night and is he going to call or should I call first.. people RUN out of the bathroomhaha
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on December 13 2006, 01:45:48 PM: and you wonder why........... ...
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on December 13 2006, 02:07:28 PM: You people are the foulest sons-of-bitches I know and I love it.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2007, 02:47:35 AM: OK, after pretending to forget about these pictures for a long time, I give you the saga of the mysterious note.

This is us, hanging out, behind my GN and Phil's. L to R: Robert, Sylvan, Me, Phil and Greg

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9152/img2460qm0.jpg)

Everything was happy. Then on the way to the Buckethead show, we needed a couple more beers at the hotel so we walked upstairs. And then Greg screamed like a woman:

(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5508/img2455xx4.jpg)

Greg was very stoic from that point on:

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/117/img2451nf2.jpg)

But not Sylvan:

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8048/img2450yv9.jpg)

Robert was thrilled to kick someone's ass:

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/7119/img2453gw9.jpg)

And me, I was just drunk:

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5537/img2457pi3.jpg)

Upon entering the room, we were greeted by this guy, whom Sylvan described earlier as quite 'veiny'. He was just posted up on the wall, leaning back and muttering 'Zap...' under his breath:

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2492/img2467dt3.jpg)

I was thoroughly disturbed. Me and Robert were speechless, Sylvan had to leave the room. Greg was lucky enough to have high-tailed it out of there before all this went down.

I have nothing more to add to this.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 27 2007, 03:06:53 AM: Nice Pics... :rofl;
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on January 27 2007, 11:38:30 AM: hahahahahahaha hahaha this needs to go on tbs.com
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: TSM Girl on January 27 2007, 01:07:11 PM: That is just disturbing looking at him on the floor like that. You guys are a trip. lol
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 27 2007, 01:23:17 PM: That was some funny stuff. After we went in the room and found that guy on the floor I fell out laughing. Ohhh, the memories.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 27 2007, 05:49:51 PM: I still think RX bears resemblance to Al Bundy. He should
race the Dart in the Silver State Classic. :rofl;
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 27 2007, 05:52:00 PM: I bet you apoligize to him once you see how BIG he is. lol
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 27 2007, 05:54:26 PM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:52 pm"
I bet you apoligize to him once you see how BIG he is. lol

I've met him. Remember ?
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2007, 06:04:16 PM: *shakes head*
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 27 2007, 06:16:54 PM: Hey! I was fuckin' drunk, ok? lol, I remember now.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Top Speed on January 27 2007, 06:32:26 PM: Geez - good memory Robert.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 27 2007, 06:38:54 PM: I was hoping that those picks had disappeared forever.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 27 2007, 06:56:26 PM: I was playing stupid for a while... *whistles*
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 28 2007, 12:00:54 AM: Thanks Chris, it's one of my best traits!
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Zap on January 28 2007, 09:34:34 PM: Where's Zap? Where's Zap? Ask Mr Racer X and his big black balls that he used to black ball me. :mad:

I'd be ashamed if I were him, which luckily I'm not, because my clothes would be way too small.

West Coast weirdo's. :smt071
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 28 2007, 10:40:31 PM: You love us Zap. Don't deny it. We'll be flying out East eventually. Bwahahahah!
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: kma697 on January 28 2007, 10:47:13 PM: I just read a thread on tbs from Zap.... I think he is ONE SICK PUPPY!!! But thats cool cuz deep down we all are, ok maybe just me and Zap then. :phpbbt; :evil;
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 29 2007, 01:01:51 AM: He sought you guys out. Ya know what they say about "birds of a feather...".
Although I may have been there too, if my situation was different at the time.
:atbeer: :rofl;
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 29 2007, 04:48:22 PM: More evidence that Zap is above us (mostly Phil) is that he is still rather eloquent even while on a board where the 'F bomb' is no less common than any other word.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 29 2007, 06:08:53 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:48 pm"
More evidence that Zap is above us (mostly Phil) is that he is still rather eloquent even while on a board where the 'F bomb' is no less common than any other word.

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about !
:smt102
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on January 29 2007, 06:24:17 PM: FUCK you
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on January 29 2007, 07:58:44 PM: Bloody face chick!!!!
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Zap on January 29 2007, 09:03:24 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:48 pm"
More evidence that Zap is above us (mostly Phil) is that he is still rather eloquent even while on a board where the 'F bomb' is no less common than any other word.

I like it on top.

Anybody starts any shit and I'll get Wood over here.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on January 29 2007, 09:09:30 PM: Fuck you Zap, Cocksucker
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 29 2007, 09:12:45 PM: Just what Phil wants....to make Zap hard. Boy Zap, I thought you'd be a little bit smarter than to say things like that...expecia lly when Phils around. Enjoy your new friend.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 29 2007, 09:17:54 PM: Oh damn, I'm not part of this. Zap's gonna eat both you dipshits alive.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 29 2007, 10:13:16 PM: Zap made the dumb comment, I'm just letting him know what to watch for in his future. Second post and he already has Lepizzle on his dizzle.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Zap on January 29 2007, 10:27:00 PM: Kiss Rules! :finga:
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 29 2007, 11:03:54 PM: Oh hell no
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 30 2007, 12:25:13 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:17 pm"
Oh damn, I'm not part of this. Zap's gonna eat both you dipshits alive.

...in a kinky sort of way when he returns from the Paul Stanley concert
uhmm Rainbow Rally. :rofl;
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: SuperSix on January 30 2007, 12:28:05 AM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:09 pm"
Fuck you Zap, Cocksucker

Way to welcome someone who could be a prolific poster..

Dickhead...
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 30 2007, 12:30:40 AM: Quote from: "SuperSix @ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:28 am"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:09 pm"
Fuck you Zap, Cocksucker

Way to welcome someone who could be a prolific poster..

Dickhead...

Don't you mean profilactic poster ? :rofl;
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Zap on January 30 2007, 12:32:14 AM: Quote from: "SuperSix @ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:28 am"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:09 pm"
Fuck you Zap, Cocksucker

Way to welcome someone who could be a prolific poster..

Dickhead...

No, I seldom post on bulletin boards, other than the NAMBLA board. (North American Man-Baboon Love Association)

Monkey Love Rules! :finga:
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: SuperSix on January 30 2007, 12:35:16 AM: Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:32 am"
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:28 am"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:09 pm"
Fuck you Zap, Cocksucker

Way to welcome someone who could be a prolific poster..

Dickhead...

No, I seldom post on bulletin boards, other than the NAMBLA board. (North American Man-Baboon Love Association)

Monkey Love Rules! :finga:

Spank that Monkey!!!!
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 30 2007, 12:36:21 AM: He'll just be "Monkeying around" until he has a piece of ewe? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: Be4u on January 30 2007, 01:45:53 AM: THATS what NAMBLA is...I thought it was North American Man BOOB love assoiation.
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: 87natty on January 30 2007, 02:32:58 AM: God, I remember when Phil welcomed Lee/Cruzn57. Wow. We should cut off his fingers, at least it'll slow him down.
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: ledzeppac on January 30 2007, 03:18:28 AM: Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:27 pm"
Kiss Rules! :finga:

You're not welcome anymore :finga:
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: Recklessrob on January 30 2007, 07:27:47 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:32 am"
God, I remember when Phil welcomed Lee/Cruzn57. Wow. We should cut off his fingers, at least it'll slow him down.
You could simply kick him in the leg next time you visit. :idea;
Title: Mysterious notes
Post by: TSM Girl on January 30 2007, 10:27:07 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:03 pm"
Oh hell no

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mysterious notes
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 06 2007, 11:50:59 PM: Zap threatening to 'get Wood over here' is giving me wood over here. Zap needs to learn (real quick, I might add) that I am Zap around here.

Except for the 'smart' and shit...