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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: ledzeppac on December 04 2006, 10:03:08 PM
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I think I have an addiction... Whats resonable and what is considered too much? I think I have a problem. Dont worry its not gay porn. :jerkit;
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I think I have an addiction...
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I'd suggest
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That's a rediculous question and I refuse to honor it with a response. "Too much porn"....what an idiot.
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Wise man said 'Tits are like horsepower, there's never too much.'
But if your junk looks like a piece of beef jerky from over-use, then you MAY have issues.
I think Racer X should give his good walk/bad ride lecture again. Get your notes out people.
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Ready......... .. :popcorn:
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Hey Phil, It's great you got off the gay bus. Now you see why us normal guys love chicks so much. All it takes is eight hours with us and your converted from a pole smokin' commander of the hershey highway to a pussy gazin' master of masterbatin'. Some day soon you'll get the real thing!
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Hey Phil, It's great you got off the gay bus. Now you see why us normal guys love chicks so much. All it takes is eight hours with us and your converted from a pole smokin' commander of the hershey highway to a pussy gazin' master of masterbatin'. Some day soon you'll get the real thing!
10/10!!!! :rofl;
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I think I have an addiction...
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lmao... porn is ok... but im sry my gf sent me a message today and it read, "my mom is taking me to victoria secret tomorrow so i can pick out a cutttte outfit, that is completely pointless to buy cause all it will do is come off anways..." i think it speaks for its self...
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lmao... porn is ok... but im sry my gf sent me a message today and it read, "my mom is taking me to victoria secret tomorrow so i can pick out a cutttte outfit, that is completely pointless to buy cause all it will do is come off anways..." i think it speaks for its self...
Tell us more about the Mom. MILF, or prude ? Could be dangerous or fun territory there.
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I feel your pain Phil. Banging chicks at school is like ticking your pen in the company ink. You must choose wisely, or your stuck. BTW, semester should be ending, so you won't see her anymore! ;)
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Phil, thats the most fucked up reason not to bang any chicks.
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Robert, if you went to school with the same people all day like Brian and I you would understand... besides we already had this exact conversation when we snuck off to "get money" at Buckethead... remember the two new girls at the casino???????
Its getting bad you guys... I just had my 4th operation and theres nothing to do....
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Your right, too a point. But school isnt like work. Totally different. You cant get fired from school. At work you gotta walk the line, at school you gotta make the line.
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Your right, too a point. But school isnt like work. Totally different. You cant get fired from school. At work you gotta walk the line, at school you gotta make the line.
LOL
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haha ok never thought of it that way... but at school if you hook up with one chick that totally fucks up the chances for another chick...
On the flip side, if you play the chancies game too long then you dont hook up with any!
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LMAO, this is great. Best classes to hit on chicks is GE classes, that way you're not stuck with them in your majored classes. ;)
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Actually, if you hook up with a chick it dont hurt chances with another unless your a fuckhead. Treat her nice and be sweet. Make the girls say "aww, he's a sweet guy". Next thing you know you'll have all the girls loving you. After you break up with chick #1 move on to the next one and say things like "your the one I wanted to be with in the first place". .."I dont know why I dated her, she's not my type". Stay nice and you'll be a pussy magnet.
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This thread should be approiately renamed "The lets Un-Gay phil Thread !" :rofl;
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Actually, if you hook up with a chick it dont hurt chances with another unless your a fuckhead. Treat her nice and be sweet. Make the girls say "aww, he's a sweet guy". Next thing you know you'll have all the girls loving you. After you break up with chick #1 move on to the next one and say things like "your the one I wanted to be with in the first place". .."I dont know why I dated her, she's not my type". Stay nice and you'll be a pussy magnet.
yah but the problem is I cannot stand being around them.... and I would be tired of them in a week. If that.... I'm a master flirter though, I know about 10 girls that are in love with me. Just of course not the ones I want... :jerkit; I'm waaaay to picky
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Phil, get off your high horse. We know that your not used to being around chicks but you just got to bare them sometimes. Ever hear of the saying, "find 'em, fuck 'em and flee"? You have to go on a mission.
I admit, it was easier back in the day. The highschool days. Most girls had to be home early. Thats when my night began. I'd spend a couple of hours with a girl then the rest of the night hanging out. If you know the girl has to be somewhere...li ke work, you hang out with them for a little bit. When there off to work your a free man.
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Rumember: "Fussy fuckers, don't get fucked !"
That was a phrase that one of my old bosses used to
say when I was a kid working on a farm...Words to live by.
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Bottom line is, are you happy with turning your meat into beef jerky?
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Bottom line is, are you happy with turning your meat into beef jerky?
hahahahahahaha haha
no :rofl;
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I'll bet the palm of his hand is like leather!
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I would have been able to tell you but I was too scared to shake his hand.
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yah but the problem is I cannot stand being around them.... and I would be tired of them in a week. If that.... I'm a master flirter though, I know about 10 girls that are in love with me. Just of course not the ones I want...
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Still message that chick Amanda, Robert?
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Nope. Havent talked to her in a while.
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bloody face!
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Reminds me of the song "Drunken Milkman" by Scatterbrain.