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Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 10 2006, 01:34:53 AM
They're out there. :rolleyes;

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The Ducks, Lab and Navigator

       HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE  STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

       A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).

       He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

      So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:

       They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

       Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???

       Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

       The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

       One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is  loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
       The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

      Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !

       The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.

       The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to
       make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

      The dog is okay. .doing fine.
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 10 2006, 01:40:42 AM
wholey crap! I feel for that guy. funny story!!!
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 10 2006, 06:09:48 AM
lol.....pretty sad that there are people that stupid out there....lol
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Top Speed on November 10 2006, 08:28:25 AM
Classic!!  lol
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Turbogn86 on November 10 2006, 08:35:57 AM
LMFAO!!!!!
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: 87natty on November 10 2006, 07:14:20 PM
OMG, is this really true?
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 10 2006, 08:26:49 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:14 pm"
OMG, is this really true?



It would not surprise me if it was.
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 10 2006, 08:27:49 PM
sounds believable.
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 11 2006, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:27 pm"
sounds believable.

The Wisconsin boy has spoken. :prayer: I believe !  :rofl;
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 11 2006, 02:26:28 AM
Oh yeah, I lived up there. Sounds believable.the y do some crazy shit up there. Theres always a winter story that makes you say WTF!?!?!
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:26 am"
Oh yeah, I lived up there. Sounds believable.the y do some crazy shit up there. Theres always a winter story that makes you say WTF!?!?!


What part of Cheeseland did you live in?
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 11 2006, 01:13:32 PM
Racine. by the Grove.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 02:48:08 PM
Holy Crap Batman! You were only about 40 miles from me..  I raced at the Grove a lot.  We almost bought a house in Racine when we were getting married but Bryan changed his mind on the house. Small world.  You and Sylvan scare me.  Its bad enough that Sylvan used to go to the same bars as I and now this......lol. ...very small world, very cool.  :supz:
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: ledzeppac on November 11 2006, 05:05:42 PM
ok that this story sounds like something we ALL would do...
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: 87natty on November 11 2006, 05:57:13 PM
That's sad, because it's true. LOL
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 11 2006, 06:41:50 PM
Where was the house located in Racine?
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 06:52:16 PM
The subdivision was call the "WhiteCaps".......Bryan just informed me that it was in Kenosha, I thought it was Racine, we looked at so many houses in Wis, it is hard to remember, I swear it was in Racine.   oh well...
Title: Retards 101.
Post by: Be4u on November 11 2006, 07:23:37 PM
I dont know where they are. I dont remember much of kenosha, I went there to drink and drink only. Great place to bah hop. I swear, the only reason I went to k-town (locals name) was to party.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 11 2006, 08:05:56 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:48 pm"
You and Sylvan scare me.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 09:06:49 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:05 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:48 pm"
You and Sylvan scare me.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 11 2006, 09:13:24 PM
Its funny you say that, I have four friends who have multiple Bassett hounds.
One of my friends moms belongs to a Bassett rescue group.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 09:17:43 PM
Well, ours is a Basset/Daschund/lab mix.   He's a big dog with very little legs.  He is around 70 lbs.  I was thinking about getting another dog, I want a prure Bassett.  I think they are cute...would name it "Turbo"....
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 11 2006, 09:20:27 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:17 pm"
Well, ours is a Basset/Daschund/lab mix.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 09:24:33 PM
We should start a dog post.  Everyone laughes at our dog because he is funny looking...poor thing.  Bassets are great with kids. Very Loyal.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 11 2006, 09:26:15 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:24 pm"
We should start a dog post.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 11 2006, 09:32:36 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:26 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:24 pm"
We should start a dog post.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Top Speed on November 12 2006, 09:36:12 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:20 pm
My Buddy Mike has one named "Buford".


I thought all Basset Hounds were required to be named Buford....
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 12 2006, 11:22:48 AM
lol........... .one of our old neighbors, had one named "Magnum" named after the condoms....the neighbor was not too bright.....it was a funny name.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: Recklessrob on November 13 2006, 06:28:09 AM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:22 am"
lol............one of our old neighbors, had one named "Magnum" named after the condoms....the neighbor was not too bright.....it was a funny name.
An other friend of mine has a Dodge Magnum, I told him to get a vanity plate that says "Trojan", But he didn't have the balls to do it.  :rofl;
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 13 2006, 07:30:42 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:28 am"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:22 am"
lol............one of our old neighbors, had one named "Magnum" named after the condoms....the neighbor was not too bright.....it was a funny name.
An other friend of mine has a Dodge Magnum, I told him to get a vanity plate that says "Trojan", But he didn't have the balls to do it.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TSM Girl on November 13 2006, 07:30:57 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:28 am"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:22 am"
lol............one of our old neighbors, had one named "Magnum" named after the condoms....the neighbor was not too bright.....it was a funny name.
An other friend of mine has a Dodge Magnum, I told him to get a vanity plate that says "Trojan", But he didn't have the balls to do it.
Title: Re: Retards 101.
Post by: TexasT on November 26 2006, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:48 pm"
Holy Crap Batman! You were only about 40 miles from me..  I raced at the Grove a lot.  We almost bought a house in Racine when we were getting married but Bryan changed his mind on the house. Small world.  You and Sylvan scare me.  Its bad enough that Sylvan used to go to the same bars as I and now this......lol. ...very small world, very cool.  :supz:


never raced there but attended one of their street brawl races. plenty of fast chicago cars. we lived in Burlington. i worked in beautiful downtown Husher at the corner of hwy 38 and 6 mile. Not enough money and way to cold brought us back to Houston Texas. Actually I guess I m not easily satisfied as I ve already changed jobs again and we moved to Midland. Going much better now. Just need to sell the house in N Houston. Small World
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