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Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: ledzeppac on October 11 2006, 02:08:37 PM
So I'm on the freeway minding my own business when this faggot omes to the right of me on his cell phone and starts to flip me off and mouth fuck you... I'm like uh ok cool who the hell is this wacko???  So this goes on for a good 30 secinds and now I am trying to figure out if this is one of my dad's friends or co-workers and I dont recognize him.  He finally roles down his window and yells fuck you... so I say back um ok what did I do?(with a puzzled look on my face, the kind Sylvan makes after recieving butt sex) And he yells Racer X and drives off...

WOw that guy seems like a giant asshole...my kind of person,  I want to meet you again.  :finga:
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Be4u on October 11 2006, 02:19:38 PM
LoL, kickass!!!! I totally visualized your whole story. "cept the part about Sylvans butt sex face.
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: 87natty on October 11 2006, 02:30:28 PM
That wasn't Greg. He would've tailgated you.
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Racer X on October 11 2006, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:30 am"
That wasn't Greg. He would've tailgated you.
Phil left that part of the story out. I showed him the patented "Safe Following Distance" move.

I merge on to the freeway and I see in my mirror a GN beater. So I am thinking this might be Phil (I have seen him the freeways before). So I slow down....way down to let him catch up, meanwhile I am on the phone with the lovely and talented Mrs. Racer X.

So I see in the back window a sticker that says "GIRTH". Now I know it's the Philtron Bomb. So I pull along side and start showing him just who is number one!
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: ledzeppac on October 11 2006, 04:19:08 PM
oh yah the part where you were 3 inches away from me... I was just about to give you a brake check but you were sooooo fucking close and I didnt want to deal with an accident on our first date.

Oh and my car wasnt always that shitty looking.  I was kinda pissed you saw me when it wasn't washed and with the stupid head liner in my face.

My face must have been priceless. I was so confused for a couple seconds and was debating getting into an arguemnet with the nut next to me! hahaha
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Top Speed on October 11 2006, 04:48:03 PM
LOL!  When Racer X attacks!!
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: 87natty on October 11 2006, 04:49:13 PM
I tried brake checking that mofo, no dice. I think he accelerated more.
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Recklessrob on October 11 2006, 08:30:38 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:49 pm"
I tried brake checking that mofo, no dice. I think he accelerated more.
I vividly remember somebody
egging you on..."Brake check em', Brake check em' " :rofl;
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Recklessrob on October 11 2006, 09:14:02 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:53 pm"
So I see in the back window a sticker that says "GIRTH". Now I know it's the Philtron Bomb.
You mean the big "Rainbow" one didn't give it away first ?  :rofl;
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: 87natty on October 11 2006, 10:36:36 PM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:08 am"

WOw that guy seems like a giant asshole...my kind of person,  I want to meat you again.  :finga:


Whoa, did anyone catch that too?
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Recklessrob on October 11 2006, 10:40:01 PM
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:36 pm"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:08 am"

WOw that guy seems like a giant asshole...my kind of person,
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: ledzeppac on October 12 2006, 02:12:17 AM
oh shit you guys cuaght me... I really want to blow him and stick my fingers in his ass... thats what I really meant
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Top Speed on October 12 2006, 08:05:54 AM
Well, I am glad you made that clear!!  lol
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Be4u on October 12 2006, 12:15:04 PM
RX is lucky you didnt follow him home. Thats probably why he sold his Beemer.
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Recklessrob on October 12 2006, 12:23:36 PM
Hey Racer X is entitled to a gimp just as much as
anyone else, if he so chooses.
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2006, 08:18:07 PM
Greg told me that the Phag was jamming on Fleetwood 'Mach' with the windows down and wearing a tube top.
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2006, 08:19:15 PM
Greg told me that the Phag was jamming on Fleetwood 'Mach' with the windows down and wearing a tube top.
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: ledzeppac on October 16 2006, 01:55:01 AM
oh fuck that... I think it was Antrax's, Bring the Noise at that moment...
Title: Saw Racer X today
Post by: Recklessrob on October 16 2006, 02:13:07 AM
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:55 am"
oh fuck that... I think it was Antrax's, Bring the Noise at that moment...

...and he was wearing a tu tu ! (sp ?) :finga:  :rofl;
Title: Re: Saw Racer X today
Post by: TSM Girl on October 16 2006, 09:19:39 AM
Funny. :rofl;
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