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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: 86gngirl on September 15 2006, 10:59:08 AM
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Thought this would be a funny thread. What are the jokes about your state, city,or county?
Pennsylvania
State Motto- Detour Signs
State Mineral- Asphalt
State Animal- Road Blocks
State Landmark- Construction Zone 25 mph Signs
State Bird- Dead Birds on the Road Hit by cars
State Joke- Men at Work
State Tree- Construction Cones
State Statue- Pen Dot Man Sleeping Holding a Stop Sign
State Sport- Danger Barriers
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I can't think of any right now, but I will.
I can tell you something ironic though.
If you look at a New Hampshire state quarter or
an older 25cent postage stamp, they dipict an image
known as "the old man of the mountain". This was a popular
landmark up here until a few years ago when it collapsed.
I also belive that it was the only quarter ever produced with two heads.
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I can't think of any right now, but I will.
I can tell you something ironic though.
If you look at a New Hampshire state quarter or
an older 25cent postage stamp, they dipict an image
known as "the old man of the mountain". This was a popular
landmark up here until a few years ago when it collapsed.
I also belive that it was the only quarter ever produced with two heads.
I knew about the face but didn't realize that it had collapsed. Did you atleast get to see it before it did?
Well, from what I have read, your response on the Joke of your State should be good! :supz: Hopefully when I get back from the track you'll have posted it. That way if things go bad at the track, I'll have a good laugh waiting!
Thanks for the response and wish us luck!!!
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Good LUCK!!!
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From what I heard, thery had that Old Man... thing all turnbuckled and shit, but in the end his fate was the same.
People in NM can be pretty stupid (I'll remind you that I'm not originally from here, thank you). You ALWAYS see guys towing one car with another on the interstate with a fucking rope or some stupid shit. We now joke from time to time about "Dude, could you please New Mexi-tow me home?"
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Good LUCK!!!
Thanks! WE WON!!!!!!!!!! Pictures to follow soon. Oh , my son blew the motor on the wining pass! :supz:
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2 Seasons: Pothole and Road Construction
State Bird: The Mosquito
http://boulter.com/nh/ Read down a little...
You're New Hampshire If you can name the four seasons, BUT
You're really NH if they're tourist, foliage, ski, and mud.
You're NH if you own flannel shirts, BUT
You're really NH if you wear a tie with one.
You're NH if you know the back roads, BUT
You're really NH if you drive them to avoid the toll booth.
You're NH if you own a pick-up truck, BUT
You're really NH if the truck is 4 wheel drive, has a gun rack, plow on the front, and a dog in the back.
You're NH if you attend church suppers, BUT
You're really NH if you consider it a night out on the town.
You're NH if you live in a white cape, BUT
You're really NH if there's a picket fence around the house, a garden in the back, a wood pile somewhere, and some used appliances on the front lawn.
You're NH if you say "Ames-es", BUT
You're really NH if you do all of your shopping there.
You're NH if you know everyone in town, BUT
You're really NH if they're all related to you.
You're NH if you go to the dump on saturday, BUT
You're really NH if you leave with more than you brought.
(http://www.huumor.com/pix/Female_Drivers/Female_Driver_Killed_This_Jeep_Cherokee.jpg)
I;m thinkin' this ones a stripper. :rofl;
(http://www.huumor.com/pix/Female_Drivers/A_Blonde_A_Sportscar_And_A_Lot_Of_Water.jpg)
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ok, this is the second time this came up this week.
A friend of mine has a pair of the expensive ($200+) spring shoes. They have a spring coil in the heal. Last week while shopping it rained and his car was in a deep puddle. Instead of taking his shoes off he walks to his car with them on.
Now this chick. Whats so hard about saving a pair of shoes?
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Canada is one huge joke, no explaining needed
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ok, this is the second time this came up this week.
Now this chick. Whats so hard about saving a pair of shoes?
Because people are Ignorant! plus what is the point, her feet are getting wet anywayunless she does not know what she is walking on! My big rant on these pictures are that she should know better then to wear white High heel shoes after Labor day, also, wearing White High heels with Black Jeans Kind of tacky in my OP.
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But they match her finger nails.
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At least she rolled up her pants. :D
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But they match her finger nails.
But do they match her purse?
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I would have suggested for her to take her pants off, you never know, she may step in a deep pothole.
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If ya read my caption, I dont think she keeps her clothes on much anyways. :phpbbt;
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If ya read my caption, I dont think she keeps her clothes on much anyways.
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Mua hahaha!!!