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Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Be4u on June 09 2006, 06:06:20 AM: :rofl; thats sick LoL

Talk about getting up close and personal with Sylvan, while crashing at his house he didnt make me sleep on his couch, he let me crash on the futon in his "world" as I'd like to call it. I was actually honored. I mean, his guitars and shit. All his personal shit. It was kinda like a Liberachi museum. Thanks man! When your rich and famous I'll have something to brag about!

Oh yeah, notice all the Satan worshiping stuff?!?!? Freaky! :rolleyes;
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Top Speed on June 09 2006, 07:29:56 AM: Did you touch yourself and then touch some guitars or other items?
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Be4u on June 09 2006, 07:49:44 AM: LoL, no. He has everything boobytrapped to where if you were to touch something a little buckethead doll would come out when you were sleeping and pour that head shrinking stuff on your little head and when you wake in the morning it looks like an M&M atop a magnum marker. I didnt mess with nothin'! Want proof? LoL ;rofl:
Title: Re: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 09 2006, 12:15:49 PM: Dude, I forgot that I vogued for that picture. Then again, two 18 packs magically vaporized that afternoon/evening, so that doesn't surprise me.
Title: Re: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: TSM Girl on June 09 2006, 01:48:01 PM: I can hear Madonna music in the background.... .(singing).............. Vogue! Let your body move to the music.......he y, hey come on, Vogue........l ol
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: ledzeppac on June 09 2006, 03:22:17 PM: i would have shwacked into his sheets and then on his pillow case!
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: 87natty on June 09 2006, 03:43:33 PM: LMAO
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 09 2006, 04:35:53 PM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:22 pm"
i would have shwacked into his sheets and then on his pillow case!
You're gonna die alone, Phil. I can almost guarantee it.
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 09 2006, 06:24:38 PM: Quote from: "Top Speed @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:29 am"
Did you touch yourself and then touch some guitars or other items?
You sick animal.
Title: Poor Buckethead.
Post by: Recklessrob on June 10 2006, 12:33:48 AM: I feel bad for Buckethead. What a way to go? Having your head severed and placed atop a makeshift shrine of a piano. It is kinda like the Liberachi museum. :bigeyes;
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Be4u on June 10 2006, 01:03:44 AM: <quote>It is kinda like the Liberachi museum

LoL, it is, it is. You remember how the Liberachi Museum was in two different buildings? Thats just like Sylvan. In his office he has the car collection.
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: 87natty on June 10 2006, 01:24:15 AM: Oh man. It all makes sense now... Sylvan, sequin your guitars.
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Recklessrob on June 10 2006, 01:34:28 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:24 am"
Oh man. It all makes sense now... Sylvan, sequin your guitars.

Nooooooooooooo oooo it can't be ! :flat;
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Racer X on June 10 2006, 10:38:58 AM: The key ingredient that Sylvan is missing to be in full Liberace mode is the 112 year old ladies working the front desk.
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: 87natty on June 10 2006, 02:30:57 PM: And a busty Deli girl!
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: Be4u on June 10 2006, 04:37:23 PM: Fuckin' HOTASS deli chick!!!

Oh...oh!!! to make the similarities more interesting... Sylvans wife works at a small diner.
Title: Sleeping with Sylvan
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 10 2006, 06:47:14 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:30 am"
And a busty Deli girl!
The bitch is in the kitchen right now! :D

The severed Buckethead is one of those Halloween (my favorite day of the year to worship the devil) novelties. It's a skull in a candy tray that talks when you get near it. I took the batteries out and gave it a bucket and a mask. I love it.

.....and maybe I can have my wife invite her grandmother over to hang out in the room so that it can get that nasty nursing home smell that Lib's place had. She'd need to pee the shit out of her Depends though, 'cause the smells of cigarettes and spilt beer are pretty mighty in there.