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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Recklessrob on April 08 2006, 03:10:26 AM

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on April 08 2006, 03:10:26 AM

He can't be any more screwed up than the guy on TV, and
he has a GN. So post your questions here for Phil to answer.
 :rofl;

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on April 08 2006, 07:55:25 PM

ok bring it on!

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on April 09 2006, 01:11:59 PM

Wow, after two days it looks like this thread is going places. The rush to ask Dr. Phil questions is insane!!!

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on April 09 2006, 02:55:24 PM

I think everyone is sterring clear on purpose...

*tumbleweed rolls by*

I'll think of something...

Title: Dr. Phil, my GN is a pussy magnet !
Post by: Recklessrob on April 09 2006, 11:48:50 PM

Dr. Phil, my GN is a pussy magnet, but every time
I approach it, they run away ?

Here's a pic.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on April 10 2006, 01:37:00 AM

I always say buy a car to impress your buds... if you buy a car to impress chicks your a fag and you drive a Nissan 240Z or a white mustang....

Next

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on April 10 2006, 02:41:11 AM

Nice!

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on April 10 2006, 12:46:37 PM

Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:37 am"

I always say buy a car to impress your buds... if you buy a car to impress chicks your a fag and you drive a Nissan 240Z or a white mustang....

Next

But its a GN like yours ?

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on April 10 2006, 01:11:38 PM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:46 am"

But its a GN like yours ?

It looks like you'll have to spell out your questions more clearly.

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 10 2006, 01:14:21 PM

1. Just how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?


2. Do you think you'll ever find your real mother?


3. Why do you still sit in your uncle's lap?

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on April 10 2006, 02:17:55 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:14 am"

1. Just how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?


2. Do you think you'll ever find your real mother?


3. Why do you still sit in your uncle's lap?

I think once...

I believe that my mom is my mom...

Becuase we play a special game that I'm not allowed to tell any grown ups about

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on April 10 2006, 05:27:55 PM

^ LOL

OK Phil, one teacher has decided to hold me back for a class, one she should've changed the grade on. I already have all the work, should I:

A: Be a good sport and do better this time

B: Give her all my previous work and be a bitch in class

or

C: Do what Phil says?

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on April 16 2006, 10:35:16 PM

B.  If you have done the work... and turned it in in a resonable amount of time then she should pass you.  

At first confront her and be honest, nice, sweet, and genuine.  Dont be a dick and demand.  Let her know how hard this semester has been, make up a storry that you got raped or something by your uncle and she will most likely allow you to pass.  

If she doesnt budge and you still feel that you should pass go to the department director and plead your case...

If none of that works its operation Phil.  Be the biggest dick in class and basically make it impossoble for the teacher to teach and the students to be tuated.  Basically make life hell

Title: Ironic...
Post by: Recklessrob on April 22 2006, 08:23:41 AM

Yesterday we had two cars in the shop at the same time:
1) They were made by two different manufacturers
2) They were both silver
3) The manufacturers names both started with the letter "D"
4) Both are no longer made
5) both are newer than 1975.

What are they ? :phpbbt;

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on April 22 2006, 10:17:42 AM

Dawui or however you spell it and Datsun

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on April 22 2006, 11:04:51 PM

Close, but not quite.

Anyone else, before I spill the beans ?

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on April 23 2006, 12:50:36 AM

A 1983 Dartmouth and a 1989 Dingleberry!

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on April 23 2006, 01:05:16 AM

Datsun Z and a de Lorean?

Title: We have a winner(s) !
Post by: Recklessrob on April 23 2006, 08:41:12 PM

Its a combination of Natty and Lepizzle.
One car was a for real DeLorean, and the other
was a 2002 Daewoo Nubira.

Title: Why didn't Phil join us in Vegas ?
Post by: Recklessrob on May 03 2006, 12:57:35 PM

How come you didn't join us in Vegas ?
Was it because you were busy working in
Vegas at the time ?
 :rofl;

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on May 03 2006, 01:10:55 PM

Hey RR, funny thing about that, someone (I cant remember who) was checking those umm girls out. Remember we hit the Riviera....bra ss chick pics and vid.

Title: Re: Why didn't Phil join us in Vegas ?
Post by: ledzeppac on May 03 2006, 01:48:26 PM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed May 03, 2006 8:57 am"

How come you didn't join us in Vegas ?
Was it because you were busy working in
Vegas at the time ?
 :rofl;

No money, too much school work, busy breaking up with the gf, and a couple doctors visits...  I think that was about it

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Top Speed on May 03 2006, 08:42:28 PM

Excuses, excuses!

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Racer X on May 03 2006, 10:11:22 PM

Wouldn't going to Vegas help in breaking up with the GF? I guess she did not like the Christmas present, eh?

Also, they do have Dr.s in Vegas, I would have given you a ride from your house to Vegas and back, AND you could've slept on Be4u's floor.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 03 2006, 10:30:10 PM

very true... kinda not really happy with the break up thing... best looking girl in the school and I kinda fucked it up.

I had too much shit to do anyways.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on May 03 2006, 11:28:02 PM

Count on a kidnapping in October Phil. And the ol' soap in a sock drill...

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on May 04 2006, 12:02:58 AM

Quote from: "87natty @ Wed May 03, 2006 10:28 pm"

Count on a kidnapping in October Phil. And the ol' soap in a sock drill...

We were all wiling to throw down so Phil could make it there and back.
I had an extra bed in my room that went unused too.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 04 2006, 12:38:20 AM

I seriously wasnt even in the mood to go to Vegas last week...

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on May 04 2006, 01:03:05 AM

Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Wed May 03, 2006 11:38 pm"

I seriously wasnt even in the mood to go to Vegas last week...

We could've fixed that with extensive alcohol therapy. :atbeer: You missed
a kick ass time. You would've been amazed by the Liberache Museum.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 04 2006, 01:54:41 AM

ah fuck Liberache dammit!


But in all seriousness... it was a depressing shitty week...

I need a third surgery, my grandfather has more cancer, I had 10,000 papers, and no chick

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on May 04 2006, 02:24:56 AM

Phil, I had beds for y'all. I never did ask if they were comfortable or not.

And, you cant blame depression, I have it bad myself but when I woke to go get RR from the airport it went away. Hanging with your boys seems to make everything go away. I'll see you next time!

Title: No !
Post by: Recklessrob on May 04 2006, 12:40:04 PM

Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu May 04, 2006 12:54 am"

ah fuck Liberache dammit!

You wouldn't have wanted to do that . :vom:
The museum was really cool though.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on May 04 2006, 12:44:53 PM

Hanging out with you guys makes weekends disappear into drunken blurs.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 01:42:38 PM

Quote from: "87natty @ Thu May 04, 2006 9:44 am"

Hanging out with you guys makes weekends disappear into drunken blurs.

Maybe that's Robert's excuse for being in Lib's shitter for, like, an hour and a half. Perhaps he was 'aerial bombing' an upper decker?

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: 87natty on May 04 2006, 02:14:51 PM

Yes. Hopefully.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Racer X on May 04 2006, 03:06:35 PM

I hope he was doing an Upper Decker and not exploiting the white owl for the potential meat gazers.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Top Speed on May 04 2006, 03:48:36 PM

Robert has a meat gazer phobia!!! lol

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 03:55:32 PM

Quote from: "Top Speed @ Thu May 04, 2006 12:48 pm"

Robert has a meat gazer phobia!!! lol

You don't?

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Top Speed on May 04 2006, 04:38:22 PM

Naaaa.  I don't really worry about it.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 04:42:14 PM

Quote from: "Top Speed @ Thu May 04, 2006 1:38 pm"

Naaaa.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 04 2006, 06:41:45 PM

Besides I would jsut got you guys in trouble or a fight.... I am pretty fucking annoying

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 04 2006, 06:46:45 PM

I'll say.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 04 2006, 09:22:33 PM

I'm a pretty annoying fuck sober and when I start to drink I get to be really annoying and loud....  I'm not the guy going around starting trouble but I try to make buds with everyone around and sometimes they dont like it....   its cool with my friends b ecuase I always have a hige buddy with me that is right next to me and would lay down the law in a second!  I love my friends

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on May 04 2006, 10:30:07 PM

{quote=lepizzle}I try to make buds with everyone around and sometimes they dont like it....


Oh, your one of thoes guys. Thats a bad habit man.

Title: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: ledzeppac on May 04 2006, 10:51:59 PM

ok ok let me rephrase.... I'm not that guy... I dont strike up conversations with radnom fucks...  I hate those wierd peopel that wont leave you alone.   I am the outgoing guy thats the loud one in the group and fuck with people.. I'm not the creeper that wont leave you alone !!!!  No that not me hahahaha

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Be4u on May 04 2006, 11:46:53 PM

I got cha. You would have learned NOTHING when Greg was describing the apex and you would have distracted us. Comming back from the store today I practiced a little. I'm getting the feel. I wish that conversation was videotaped.

Title: Re: Ask Dr. Phil ? (Lepizzle)
Post by: Recklessrob on May 05 2006, 01:44:09 AM

Phil, Gregg would've been that huge guy to keep you in line. :rofl;