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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: SuperSix on March 16 2006, 11:06:20 PM
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Yep - the time has come!
I am almost legally divorced (been seperated since 08/05, and *I* asked for the divorce) and don't want anymore kids. That, and I'm turning 40 in April.
Getting a vasectomy in the morning!
After I told one of my clients today, he wisecracked "Well, you'll be coming back Monday a little less a man.".
To which I responded: "At least you don't have to worry about me getting your wife pregnant anymore!".
:rofl;
No food or liquids after 12:00AM, out of commission for about 3 days, back to work on Monday. :smt085
And a week before I can have sex. ( :jerkit; ) :smt011
Wish me luck!
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Oh man, from what Phil says, it's just a little less chewy.
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Good luck!
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Best wishes!
Bring Lepizzle with you. He dont need any offspring either.
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I set that up once and went there for my appointment, pulling into the urologist's office parking lot I chickened out. Scarier that a motherfucker. I keep telling myself that someday soon I'll do it. Be careful about thinking it's 100%, I have friends who had kids after the operation.
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Just pull out, its cheaper and thats what I do...
Wait, I cant get a guy pregnant can I?
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Phil,
I am not so sure you can get a female pregnant either.
Good old Pull Out Phil, have towel, will travel. :rofl;
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Well at this juncture, the deed has been done and S6 is laying flat on his back with a giant Ice Bag on his...well...s wollen Bags.
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Whew, the gene pool is that much cleaner tonight!
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swollen Bags.
Damn, how did he get two bags? :rofl;
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Thought I would update:
Amazingly easy procedure, although I did get pretty anxious once I was spread out o the operating table.
Not thrilled about whoever was in the room looking at my jimmy, :cool;
All is great, no swelling, no discoloration (yuck), and very little discomfort.
Regularly rotating ice packs, taking antibiotics. I got a scrip for Peroccet, although I didn't need it,popped 2 this afternoon to relax. :D
Thanks for the well wishes.
DCEPTCN - Do it, it's easy!
Insurance paid 100%, so overall, wit the copay and persriptions, I have $30.00 into the whole procedure.Lady at the doctor's said it is very unusual for inc companies pay 100%, I :smt049 Aetna!
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Just pull out, its cheaper and thats what I do...
Wait, I cant get a guy pregnant can I?
:rofl;
If you didn't say it, one of us would.
As mentioned earlier, it's not 100%. There are rare cases where a man can have
a 3rd testicle (extremely small, and usually unnoticed)
So you may not be shootin' blanks yet. :smt071
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it's not 100%. There are rare cases where a man can have a 3rd testicle
Again, not 100%, but when someone knows trivial information like the kind RR provided to us....that tells 'ya that he has experienced this situation.
Dr. ClipClip
[schild=19 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]Hey RR, your x-ray shows that you have three nuts. I'll have to charge you extra for your vasectomy.[/schild] :rofl;
RR
:mad:
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LOL! ^^^^
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I'd be really uncomfortable about the entire room scoping my hawg.
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I'd be really uncomfortable about the entire room scoping my hawg.
As long as they're scoping and not laughing, you should
be OK with it.
I've had no personal experience with a vasectomy, but my brother
has. He said it wasn't any big deal.
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As long as they're scoping and not laughing, you should
be OK with it.
Good point....note to self: think about boobies the whole time.
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Well, you probably wouldn't want to pop a boner in there either - then they would really be laughing!
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Well, you probably wouldn't want to pop a boner in there either - then they would really be laughing!
If it was a woman doctor, you might be setting up your first opportunity to test the ol' post-op apparatus.
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I have two experiences with this.
Once, right b4 I got my tonsiles cut out, I was in the room and a nurse gave me a shot IN my mouth. I passed out. While out the nurses pulled my pants down and gave me a shot in my ass. I felt pretty cool about it. I always wondered if they pulled on it to help roll me over. :rofl;
Another time a nurse was checking my lymph nodes down there. She kept pressing around and I ended up gettin' a chubby. She knew it too. I couldnt help it. She left and here comes a male nurse. :mad:
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In most cases medical personel don't
want to be handling your junk anymore than you
want to have them handling your junk.
I've been fortunate that I haven't had any
embarassing situations like that.
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In most cases medical personel don't
want to be handling your junk anymore than you
want to have them handling your junk.
I've been fortunate that I haven't had any
embarassing situations like that.
I got a hernia test once and the doc looked less than thrilled about poking up under my trash. I could barely even cough when told to.