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Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 12 2006, 12:44:34 PM: These were taken before it turned black and green.... :supz:

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8 days like this sucked :mad:
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 12 2006, 12:58:49 PM: I had to re-read this one. I thought it said
"your knee hurts when you suck balls " ! :rofl;
Injuries like that always suck. When I was a kid I broke my leg out sledding.
I used to hate to use crutches, so I'd walk on the cast and
ride a bicycle. At school, if you were injured thewy'd give you a key to the elevator.
Alot of guys were jealous and thought I was faking the injury.
One day I was in a section of the school that you couldn't use the elevator to get to,
so I was using the stairs. One of the sonofabitches that thought I was
faking it, pushed me down the flight of stairs. Needless to say when I was all healed
up, I found him and fucked him up rightously. :smt075
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Be4u on January 12 2006, 04:03:03 PM: Phil, you need to stop smiling like that....thats why everyone thinks your a homo.

RR, If I was there when you got pushed down the stairs I would have jacked that guy up for you. Even if I didnt know you. Thats bullshit. Sometimes things like that set off an explosion inside me.
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: 87natty on January 12 2006, 04:44:21 PM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:58 am"
I found him and fucked him up rightously.

That a boy!
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Racer X on January 12 2006, 08:20:47 PM: Phil,

I used to do stuff like that all the time until it hurt so bad I had to quit.

Racer (In perfect health) X
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 13 2006, 12:28:04 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:03 pm"
Phil, you need to stop smiling like that....thats why everyone thinks your a homo.

You would've been smiling just as much, if you were on the drugs he was.
We just wouldn't have had you pegged as a homo ! :rofl;
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: 87natty on January 13 2006, 01:27:56 AM: What the hell is that blue thing coming out of your leg?
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Be4u on January 13 2006, 05:57:10 AM: Quote from: "87natty @ Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:27 pm"
What the hell is that blue thing coming out of your leg?
HAHAHAHAH!!! LoL!!! It's connected to a trash can!!!
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 13 2006, 02:56:43 PM: Ice machine...... I told people that was my urinal and its was connected to my wang.
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: sun dog on January 16 2006, 01:17:53 AM: How the fuck did you get up to piss? Depends? :pee;

Are you back on the leg yet?
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 16 2006, 01:32:03 AM: Quote from: "sun dog @ Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:17 am"
How the fuck did you get up to piss?
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 16 2006, 02:59:56 AM: It disconnects so theres just about a foot of it sticking out of my leg... I had to be in the machine for 8 hours a day... the rest of the time I was lying on the couch... I had to be helped up and into the leg brace(sitting on the couch) for the first couple days becuase i wasnt strong enough to get my leg out of the machine on mt own... After about 4 days I was able to slide my leg out of the machine with the help of my arms bracing it and put the brace on myself. Taking a piss was ok I had ctutches to get around... getting back onto the couch was a pain too becuase I could swing my leg up or down actually... again not strong enough for the wieght... So I had to have someone pick my leg up for me....

It wasnt ALL that bad... my now girfriend came over every other day to hang with me...
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 16 2006, 03:07:40 AM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:56 pm"
Ice machine......
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: 87natty on January 16 2006, 03:35:31 PM: Or a colonic tube.
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 16 2006, 05:33:33 PM: Well I got good news on the knee today...... another surgery in a couple weeks... coolio
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: sun dog on January 16 2006, 09:46:12 PM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:33 pm"
Well I got good news on the knee today...... another surgery in a couple weeks... coolio

Good news. This mean you get your leg back?

Speaking of I wonder WTF happened to Coolio?
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: 87natty on January 16 2006, 10:00:46 PM: Are you going to be able to play again Phil?
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Be4u on January 17 2006, 05:07:49 AM: The last and only time i saw Coolio was in Gulfport MS. He was doped out on extacy we all think. He's rude, not nice and after the night I met him I immediatly elimiated him from my "cool people" list.
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 17 2006, 11:36:23 AM: Coolio is a fuckhead. Phil will never play again....not because of his knee but because he finally figured out that football is kids' stuff, right?
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 17 2006, 05:51:07 PM: Well I dont know if I'll play again... I'd be the number one backer if I do come back but it all depends on if I can walk by summer... If I can kinda jog I can play....
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Be4u on January 17 2006, 07:13:40 PM: Why dont you be a ref? Assistant Coach? Head coaches gopher? You wouldnt get to pop anyone but at least you'd be part of the action.
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: sun dog on January 17 2006, 11:49:39 PM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:07 am"
The last and only time i saw Coolio was in Gulfport MS. He was doped out on extacy we all think. He's rude, not nice and after the night I met him I immediatly elimiated him from my "cool people" list.

Well FUCK Coolio then! and everyone who looks like Coolio. :finga:
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 18 2006, 12:59:12 AM: Shut up Foolio ! - Mr. T :rofl;
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: 87natty on January 18 2006, 02:15:53 AM: Mr. T! I saw an A-Team van replica in downtown a few weeks ago!
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 18 2006, 12:21:58 PM: The A-team kicked ass. :supz:
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Top Speed on January 18 2006, 12:29:45 PM: All of those automatic weapons and yet no one was hurt.....gotta love the 80's!
Title: Re: my knee sucks balls
Post by: sun dog on January 19 2006, 01:55:15 AM: (http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5371/mrt3up.th.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mrt3up.jpg)
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: ledzeppac on January 19 2006, 04:28:55 AM: I kinda fucked up my knee tonight....

I wont tell the whole story but here is a little....

Girfriend, couch, pants off, her brother, kitchen tile........

That should be enought to make funny stories out of.... or play guess how stupid I was tonight!
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Be4u on January 19 2006, 05:38:38 AM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:28 am"
I kinda fucked up my knee tonight....

I wont tell the whole story but here is a little....

Girfriend, couch, pants off,
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: Recklessrob on January 19 2006, 07:46:04 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:38 am"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:28 am"
I kinda fucked up my knee tonight....

I wont tell the whole story but here is a little....

Girfriend, couch, pants off,
Title: my knee sucks balls
Post by: sun dog on January 19 2006, 01:03:32 PM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:28 am"

Girfriend, couch, pants off, her brother, kitchen tile........

That should be enought to make funny stories out of.... or play guess how stupid I was tonight!

Turn the dimmer switch up! .............. ........Oh, wrong thread.

I hope you didn't get it caught in your zipper while you were scattering to the kitchen. If you had button fly jeans on you would have looked like a Chinese kid jerkin' off.