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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Steve Wood on November 22 2011, 09:49:58 AM

Title: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)
Post by: Steve Wood on November 22 2011, 09:49:58 AM: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads .....

Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter.
Title: Re: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)
Post by: KGB on November 22 2011, 10:26:50 AM: What if the intended burglar is illiterate (like most people in Texas)?
Title: Re: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)
Post by: Steve Wood on November 22 2011, 10:42:21 AM: It will be a bit messy cutting him out of the bear tap, but, Oh Well
Title: Re: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)
Post by: KGB on November 22 2011, 11:15:45 AM: Quote from: Steve Wood on November 22 2011, 10:42:21 AM
It will be a bit messy cutting him out of the bear tap, but, Oh Well

One less Texan... ain't gonna be missed.