IHADAV8.com - Turbo Buick Tech, and Nonsense
General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: ledzeppac on December 22 2005, 04:52:45 PM
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I've been dating this girl for 6 weeks now sooo great perfect timing... how much do I need to spend on her for Christmas?? My school friends say $200.... I should just get her a Victoria's secret gift certificate and we should go together and pick something out.... but seriously how much money is she gonna cost me?
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Dude, six weeks? K.I.S.S.
By now word has gotten back to her...your stuck paying 200. Buy a bunck of small, cool gifts. training bras, cd's, barby dolls...no make-up, shes still too young. When she turns 14...then buy make-up.
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No gift certificate, makes you look like you can't make up your mind or don't know her. Next time her clothes are off, get her sizes and buy a few things. Surprise her with something awesome, but something she can wear on a normal day too. Get some wine too.
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well she alredy told me to jsut get her a gift certificate to express....
And she did hint for some crappy perfume BS....
I'll figure something out.
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Let me give you young uns a little help here. Not sure how much to spend? Not sure how she will receive the gift? This is easy!
Look at her shoes. The pointier the toe, the higher the maintenance. Example, look at some 'high class' broad and then look down, probably very pointy shoes. Big, fat, low maintenance lesbians - Birkenstocks! GET IT!?!?
Also, the higher the hem line on her skirt, the higher the maintenance. Now if she has a high hem line and shoes that could cut a diamond, she costs too much for anyone driving a 20 year old Buick. Walk away.
I know what you are saying, but she only has a couple of pairs of pointy shoes, etc.... Look through the closet and figure out the amount of pointy shoes vs non pointy and that will give the degree of maintenance.
Ok all that being said, don't waste your time or money on Victoria secret, no one really wears that shit anyway. Natty's correct, gift certificates for the first time out tell her you're a cheap bastard that has no imagination. If she has no pointy shoes, BY ALL MEANS DO NOT BUY HER SOME NOW! No need to start her off on the wrong, ahem, foot.
So get her what she really needs. A shaking, vibrating applianance so she can finish the job you failed to do when you leave. This will show her that YOU know what YOUR inadequacies are and that you are willing to please her in spite of them. :supz:
Good Luck Phil. :D
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Wow! I'm clapping my hands.
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No doubt, that was pretty fuckin' good.
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It just came to me! Buying her a gift certificate would be like her buying you a "Power by Ford" hat!
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ok ok she's stayed with me for this long and I've spent a total of.... 25 bucks on her...
Brian check my Myspace, she is on it, I'm sure you can figure which one she is by looking at the comments...
I'm just gonna give her a kick in the ass
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Your myspace blinds me.
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Brian check my Myspace, she is on it, I'm sure you can figure which one she is by looking at the comments...
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Kim...
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I figured that, just making sure. Good job Phil, gimp leg and all. PM me your phone number again.
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Number Pm'd....
You guys will pissed but I went the easy and lazy way....
$50 bucks Express
$75 Vicotria's she'll take me to choose the outfits.
Perfume $80
some bath and body works shit $15
Yah more than I wanted to spend but she hasnt cost me anything in a couple months so whatever. I'll get laid.....
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$8 at Bath and Boy Works buys the happy man massage toy. Case closed.
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$8 at Bath and Boy Works buys the happy man massage toy. Case closed.
pffft, then Phil will dump her.
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hahaha true......
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Let me give you young uns a little help here. Not sure how much to spend? Not sure how she will receive the gift? This is easy!
Look at her shoes. The pointier the toe, the higher the maintenance. Example, look at some 'high class' broad and then look down, probably very pointy shoes. Big, fat, low maintenance lesbians - Birkenstocks! GET IT!?!?
Also, the higher the hem line on her skirt, the higher the maintenance. Now if she has a high hem line and shoes that could cut a diamond, she costs too much for anyone driving a 20 year old Buick. Walk away.
I know what you are saying, but she only has a couple of pairs of pointy shoes, etc.... Look through the closet and figure out the amount of pointy shoes vs non pointy and that will give the degree of maintenance.
Ok all that being said, don't waste your time or money on Victoria secret, no one really wears that shit anyway. Natty's correct, gift certificates for the first time out tell her you're a cheap bastard that has no imagination. If she has no pointy shoes, BY ALL MEANS DO NOT BUY HER SOME NOW! No need to start her off on the wrong, ahem, foot.
So get her what she really needs. A shaking, vibrating applianance so she can finish the job you failed to do when you leave. This will show her that YOU know what YOUR inadequacies are and that you are willing to please her in spite of them.
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Dude my shit was a success! She loved it....
But I did get the "you can't be serious once can you?" after she opened the box of granny panties...
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I did get the "you can't be serious once can you?" after she opened the box of granny panties...
Oh SNAP!!! I wish I was there...LoL's!
And RR, to answer your question, NO! They moniter elementry bus stops very clostly.
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Can you see him getting his ass beat by the crossing guard? Being beaten with the stop sign?
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If he does all that, is it still considdered OK for him to pick her
up at her school bus stop ?
Yes, but ONLY after getting her a big stick off the ice cream truck.
Next question....
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How much is a big stick these days? I remember they were a quarter when I was a kid. That is the true measure of inflation, when you talk like a geezer. "I remember a Snickers was a nickel..."
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Dude my shit was a success!