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Title: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: daveismissing on May 23 2011, 07:40:32 PM

Sanctions against Canada & USA

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that in response to the killing of Bin Laden, Taliban and Pakistani authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell, AT&T, and Dell customer service reps.
 

It's getting ugly folks.

Title: Re: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 23 2011, 08:51:25 PM

Can we kill an Indian leader so that motel lobbies will stop stinking of curry? Y'know, ' cause that'd be nice.

Title: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: SuperSix on May 23 2011, 09:17:07 PM

Maybe it's you and not the curry?

Title: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 24 2011, 01:06:35 AM

Quote from: "SuperSix @ Mon May 23, 2011 6:17 pm"

Maybe it's you and not the curry?

I don't help the situation any, no doubt. Why don't these indiots realize that it doesn't exactly make your wallet wanna jump right out of your pocket when you walk into a lobby that smells like Cher's twat?

Title: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: daveismissing on May 24 2011, 11:53:56 AM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue May 24, 2011 12:06 am"

Quote from: "SuperSix @ Mon May 23, 2011 6:17 pm"

..when you walk into a lobby that smells like ..

Personal experience? Was she with Conan?

Title: Re: Sanctions against Canada & USA
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 24 2011, 01:03:44 PM

I once fingered Cher, let's move on. "If I could turn back time..."