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Title: Donut King?
Post by: daveismissing on April 23 2011, 07:50:28 PM

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Title: Donut King?
Post by: Wrecked Em on April 23 2011, 07:52:59 PM

So the Lady of the Lake bestowed a donut upon me!?!

Title: Donut King?
Post by: SuperSix on April 23 2011, 11:18:20 PM

Be the donut...

Title: Re: Donut King?
Post by: DCEPTCN on April 24 2011, 03:06:32 AM

Everybody should try talking like Dennis Miller for an hour. Sure would make things more interesting.