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Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: Just a Six? on February 04 2011, 10:39:17 AM

Was this you Ed?  :)

A Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes  out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: ULYCYC on February 04 2011, 10:50:00 AM

Nah, not me. I would never own a boat.

Title: Re: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: Pyro6 on February 04 2011, 11:12:32 AM

Damn, that was funny enough to qualify for the joke thread. :rofl;

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: gbsean on February 04 2011, 09:56:38 PM

jb weld works fine

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 07 2011, 12:12:30 AM

Quote from: "gbsean @ Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:56 pm"

jb weld works fine

I wouldn't use that overrated snot on a lawnchair.

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: Zap on February 07 2011, 12:35:53 AM

We finally agree on something

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 07 2011, 12:43:09 AM

Quote from: "Zap @ Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:35 pm"

We finally agree on something

No we don't.

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: Zap on February 07 2011, 03:48:08 PM

I agree

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 07 2011, 10:45:00 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:48 pm"

I agree

Nothing sets my blood to boiling like the when someone syas, "...agree to disagree". Inconsistent sissies.

Title: I heard this was really from Ed?
Post by: Zap on February 07 2011, 11:41:27 PM

Yakxie moronic, too