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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Steve Wood on December 20 2010, 08:19:20 PM
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA :
1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA :
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be it's own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN :
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA :
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beach front property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. In spring, you can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
6. In summer, you can spend time watching trucks and cars driving to Sask. or Ont.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO :
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC :
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK :
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick .
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA :
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
4. Your abandoned undersea coal mines now make US border crossings secret, easy and hassle-free.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND :
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND :
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
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I spent a brevity across the St. Croix river from St. Stephen New Brunswick. Fucking nuts, a little.
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LMFAO! That was good, had yet to come accross that one! Now back to my $400000 dump!
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I was offended,but it is all true :D Oh and our politicians are the dumbest a$$esThat was good :rofl;
Kevin
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I was offended,but it is all true :D Oh and our politicians are the dumbest a$$esThat was good :rofl;
Kevin
How the heck were you off end ed?
AJ___
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As all brilliant comedy: Just a little too close to the truth
:D :rolleyes:
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How many goddamned Canadians do we have around here?
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How many goddamned Canadians do we have around here?
What are telling us you are Kanadian?
AJ___
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Yeah, I'm cold and bored 24/7! :supz:
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Yeah, I'm cold and bored 24/7!
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How many goddamned Canadians do we have around here?
What are telling us you are Kanadian?
AJ___
Yah, we took over this board too. Didn't you get the memo?
EH?
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How many goddamned Canadians do we have around here?
What are telling us you are Kanadian?
AJ___
Yah, we took over this board too. Didn't you get the memo?
EH?
Nope musta missed that one. oops
AJ___
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ihadav8.com, the 11th province HAHA
Good one Steve, I printed it out and put it up at the office...
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Good one!! One or two changes & it would be 100% bang on!! :bigeyes;
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LOL!
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Hey, we're getting 2 more bridges in Vancouver :supz: just gonna have to pay $4 each way to drive over them :mad:
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Glad to see you are still above ground! Someone has to pay for those bridges now that Harry Reid has been caught trying to slip them in our budget
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Wonder if they will ever get a bridge over to us Island Guy then we could drive to the track in Mission!