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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on December 20 2010, 08:16:25 PM

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 20 2010, 08:16:25 PM

bitch?

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Nasty Wendy on December 21 2010, 12:28:30 AM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:16 pm"

bitch?

Do you need a Master and Superior?  I know Zap had one on TBs.com that was actually a pretty close friend of mine.  He was my spiritual advisor until he was deported back to China for pimping out his wife.  I couldn't afford to make phone calls to China just for spiritual advisement.  So now I turn to Jack Daniels for most things to do with spirits.

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 21 2010, 02:13:58 AM

Put Jack right in front of you so you won't have  to turn. Dumbass

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 21 2010, 07:53:09 AM

Spiritual advice? What, like an exorcism? I'm exorcised, but I'm not Jewish.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Nasty Wendy on December 21 2010, 02:21:40 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:53 am"

Spiritual advice? What, like an exorcism? I'm exorcised, but I'm not Jewish.

Spirtiual Advisor not personal trainer.  WTF does exercise have to do with what I posted?  On a side note I did have an exercism yesterday..... .I was taking a shit and it felt like this hugemongeous turd that was shaped like a cube with sharp pointy corners materialized in my rectum.  (My abdominal muscles went into convulsions.)*that was the actual excersim*  The pain was such that all I could do was sit there thinking of all the things in life that I have done that were wrong or deserved punishment.  And then it hit me...I was actually shitting a brick.  There is more to this but it is to painful to talk about right now....I have to change out my gauze.

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 21 2010, 04:34:11 PM

Has your brain ever suffered, uh, damage of some sort, or perhaps been subject to a lack of oxygen for an extended period?

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Top Speed on December 21 2010, 06:49:26 PM

My guess is:  yes

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 23 2010, 01:56:38 AM

The ease with which you passed a brick is of little surprise to me. What I find so puzzling is how you got it down the fucking pencil-neck.


P.S. Your car is sexy.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Nasty Wendy on December 23 2010, 02:19:23 AM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:56 am"

The ease with which you passed a brick is of little surprise to me. What I find so puzzling is how you got it down the fucking pencil-neck.


P.S. Your car is sexy.

Ease?

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: tb3 on December 23 2010, 09:09:50 AM

Ease?

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Nasty Wendy on December 23 2010, 02:36:20 PM

Quote from: "tb3 @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:09 am"

[schild=4 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=238E68 shieldshadow=0]this thread is worthless without pics![/schild]

Secrets out now.  I'm not a natural blonde.

(http://www.toliveandshaveinla.com/ohne/asshole.jpg)

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 23 2010, 03:56:07 PM

I hope you get raped at a rest stop.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: TUFBUICK on December 23 2010, 04:34:49 PM

I see THREE ASSHOLES in that photo.
Could you shit three bricks at one time.
You could make a fortune in the construction industry.  :rofl;

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Hissin'Buford on December 23 2010, 04:42:11 PM

You guy's are your same old selves.....gre at!!       :jerkit;

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 23 2010, 04:43:38 PM

Quote from: "TUFBUICK @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:34 pm"

I see THREE ASSHOLES in that photo.
Could you shit three bricks at one time.
You could make a fortune in the construction industry.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 23 2010, 04:44:30 PM

Quote from: "Hissin'Buford @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:42 pm"

You guy's are your same old selves.....gre at!!

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: $1987 GN$ on December 23 2010, 05:31:19 PM

Quote from: "TUFBUICK @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:34 pm"

I see THREE ASSHOLES in that photo.
Could you shit three bricks at one time.
You could make a fortune in the construction industry.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 23 2010, 05:31:45 PM

Tim, how many assholes am I holding up?

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 23 2010, 06:41:02 PM

I'm Zap on this board, asshole

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 23 2010, 06:46:00 PM

Hopefully both of you can forgive me.

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 23 2010, 06:48:15 PM

Forgiveness is for the weak

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: $1987 GN$ on December 23 2010, 07:41:55 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:48 pm"

Forgiveness is for the week

hrmmm

AJ___

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: daveismissing on December 23 2010, 08:36:29 PM

Quote from: "$1987 GN$ @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:41 pm"

Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:48 pm"

Forgiveness is for the week

Confessional?

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: $1987 GN$ on December 23 2010, 09:14:30 PM

Quote from: "daveismissing @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:36 pm"

Quote from: "$1987 GN$ @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:41 pm"

Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:48 pm"

Forgiveness is for the week

Confessional?

Alter boy?


AJ___

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: tb3 on December 23 2010, 09:54:41 PM

Quote from: "Nasty Wendy @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:36 pm"

Quote from: "tb3 @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:09 am"

[schild=4 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=238E68 shieldshadow=0]this thread is worthless without pics![/schild]

Secrets out now.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: getyousome on December 24 2010, 11:29:45 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:43 pm"

Quote from: "TUFBUICK @ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:34 pm"

I see THREE ASSHOLES in that photo.
Could you shit three bricks at one time.
You could make a fortune in the construction industry.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 24 2010, 11:56:48 PM

Merry christmas to all the assholes, in this thread and otherwise :rock:

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 25 2010, 12:35:05 AM

What's so goddamned merry about it?

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 25 2010, 12:36:10 AM

What's so goddamned merry about it?

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 25 2010, 02:48:06 AM

It only comes once a year, and I get shit

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Nasty Wendy on December 25 2010, 04:41:02 AM

Quote from: "Zap @ Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:48 am"

It only comes once a year, and I get shit

you must know some assholes.....

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Top Speed on December 25 2010, 09:28:52 AM

Yeah, lots of 'em.  Merry Christmas!!

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 26 2010, 05:48:17 AM

Shit's exactly what I get...all year 'round.

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 26 2010, 04:33:31 PM

That's what you get for having a commode head

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: SuperSix on December 26 2010, 06:23:58 PM

I am back now.  :smt071

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Pyro6 on December 26 2010, 06:28:25 PM

Quote from: "SuperSix @ Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:23 pm"

I am back now.

Title: Re: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: SuperSix on December 26 2010, 06:45:37 PM

Quote from: "Pyro6 @ Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:28 pm"

Quote from: "SuperSix @ Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:23 pm"

I am back now.

Title: Where's The Master And Superior Now,
Post by: Zap on December 26 2010, 07:39:36 PM

Sylvan deserves a pat on the back. He won't get one, at least not from me, but he deserves it