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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on October 24 2010, 08:17:33 PM

Title: Ever notice
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 24 2010, 08:17:33 PM: that fruit flavors never taste anything like the fruits that they try to immitate. Like there is nothing in the world that tastes like a banana aside from a banana. Oh, and grape flavored things? Sheeeeit, they don't taste anything like a fucking grape. Now since we've all grown up surrounded by these horrible immitations we're accustomed to it but I bet the first guy to taste orange soda was like, "What the fuck is this?! No, it doesn't taste like a fucking orange, it taste like a goddamned heap of sugar!". That's how I envision it, anyway.

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
Title: Re: Ever notice
Post by: TSM Girl on October 24 2010, 09:22:11 PM: Someone PLEASE, throw at Sylvan some candy.
Title: Re: Ever notice
Post by: SuperSix on October 24 2010, 09:33:51 PM: Here ya go

:pee; :pee;

:fling: :fling:
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Zap on October 24 2010, 11:37:40 PM: If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then taste is in the mouth of the bechewer, therefore rendering your analogy analogous to nothingness, which, in itself, is something, though not much.
Title: Re: Ever notice
Post by: Turbogn86 on October 25 2010, 03:04:27 AM: :sex011: Bannanas need love too... lol
Title: Ever notice
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 26 2010, 04:45:32 PM: Quote from: "Zap @ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:37 pm"
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then taste is in the mouth of the bechewer, therefore rendering your analogy analogous to nothingness, which, in itself, is something, though not much.
Mastication is purely utilitarian thus rendering your pragmatic slight the whimpering of an enuretic. Furthermore, taste is in the mouth of the belonker- oh, fuck it- nana-nana boo-boo stick yer fuckin' head in doodoo.
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Top Speed on October 26 2010, 06:40:34 PM: Shit-talking at its finest!^^^
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Zap on October 26 2010, 07:19:35 PM: Shithead at its primest ^^^
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Top Speed on October 26 2010, 07:20:58 PM: Oh now you are name calling!
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Zap on October 26 2010, 07:31:36 PM: Simply reinforcing the obvious
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Top Speed on October 26 2010, 07:33:31 PM: Now you are just being mean.
Title: Ever notice
Post by: SuperSix on October 26 2010, 09:46:56 PM: Jesus.
Title: Ever notice
Post by: Zap on October 27 2010, 02:57:36 AM: Buddah...and why the fuck have I STILL just got three stars?
Title: Ever notice
Post by: SuperSix on October 27 2010, 07:52:57 AM: 3 years = 3 stars, jackleg
Title: Re: Ever notice
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 29 2010, 04:29:33 PM: I find it sad that no one went for the 'dictate' joke that I set up perfectly.