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Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2010, 02:01:44 PM
WTF is with the retards on that site? Everyone who logs in instantly becomes a fucking philosopher? Hey shitstains, quit fancying yourselves as beacons of relevance and realize that every fucking peice of toilet-poetry that you believe you're presenting to us basically boils down to either, A: The Golden rule or, B: an aged lump of country music wisdom. That's right, you fucking zilch- that status update of yours (that I waited for with 'bated breath) more or less boils down to "18 wheels and a dozen roses". Hows about next time you bless us with a gem like -oh I don't know- "We're all just dust in the wind" you meaty-breasted gobemouche. The next time you waste (not really at all-) -precious bandwidth to let me know that "whenever one door closes, another opens" I'll suggest that you close that door as well. Repeatedly. On your nuts. Ya reading me, Sophocles? Oh, and I GIVE A SHIT that you're "81% in love today".
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: TSM Girl on October 15 2010, 02:47:52 PM
Ask and you shall receive....... ...
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Wrecked Em on October 15 2010, 06:11:49 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:01 pm"
WTF is with the retards on that site? Everyone who logs in instantly becomes a fucking philosopher? Hey shitstains, quit fancying yourselves as beacons of relevance and realize that every fucking peice of toilet-poetry that you believe you're presenting to us basically boils down to either, A: The Golden rule or, B: an aged lump of country music wisdom. That's right, you fucking zilch- that status update of yours (that I waited for with 'bated breath) more or less boils down to "18 wheels and a dozen roses". Hows about next time you bless us with a gem like -oh I don't know- "We're all just dust in the wind" you meaty-breasted gobemouche. The next time you waste (not really at all-) -precious bandwidth to let me know that "whenever one door closes, another opens" I'll suggest that you close that door as well. Repeatedly. On your nuts. Ya reading me, Sophocles? Oh, and I GIVE A SHIT that you're "81% in love today".


Waaaah, your pussy hurts!!!!!!
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Top Speed on October 15 2010, 06:39:22 PM
Like
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2010, 07:03:53 PM
I'm gonna block you fuckers, y'know that right?
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: TSM Girl on October 15 2010, 07:06:25 PM
This is not FACEBOOK dear.  Oh yeah, you need Vagisil?
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Zap on October 15 2010, 08:45:14 PM
I'll tell you one thing, Culpepper will steal all your dam facebook friends.
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2010, 09:28:54 PM
Y'all are gonna be sorry when I switch to Facebook.

...and Donna, I don't even know what Vagasil is. Is that what one rests his elbows on when looking out a vagina?
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: TSM Girl on October 15 2010, 11:28:20 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ October 15th 2010"
Y'all are gonna be sorry when I switch to Facebook.

...and Donna, I don't even know what Vagasil is. Is that what one rests his elbows on when looking out a vagina?




You are such a freaking guy! Just like when you guys call each other "douches".   :rolleyes:  :rolleyes;   :wall:  :wall:
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Top Speed on October 16 2010, 09:20:41 AM
I am not stealing friends.  It's called making new friends.
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: SuperSix on October 16 2010, 09:22:40 AM
I prefer my Vagisil on Club crackers
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 16 2010, 06:26:21 PM
Seriously, how many freaking problems do women have with their hoo-hoos?
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: TSM Girl on October 16 2010, 11:47:57 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ October 16th 2010"
Seriously, how many freaking problems do women have with their hoo-hoos?




Three.
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: SuperSix on October 19 2010, 08:47:39 AM
Do tell, sister.

1. Yeast
2. Penis
3. Children

Amitrite?
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Top Speed on October 19 2010, 06:10:11 PM
lol!
Title: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: TSM Girl on October 20 2010, 08:48:23 AM
Quote from: "SuperSix @ October 19th 2010"
Do tell, sister.

1. Yeast
2. Penis
3. Children

Amitrite?




Obviously, you have had these problems. :rofl;
Title: Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
Post by: Turbogn86 on October 20 2010, 03:48:04 PM
awkward...
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