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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Recklessrob on June 18 2009, 02:41:32 AM

Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 18 2009, 02:41:32 AM
Now you too can be one of the cool kids with one of these hot new units.
100 amps more than the competition !
Not only will this alternator keep your battery charged, it'll also keep your car running at its peak performance.
Plus you'll enjoy these added benefits:
It'll run your laptop, cell phone charger, radar detector, sub woofer,
neon light kit, GPS navigation system, portable refridgeration unit,
toaster oven, adult pleasure devices, it'll even substitute as a power sub station during those pesky black and brown outs. - All without breaking a sweat.
In fact it works just like your old alternator, only bigger !
Worried about enviromental impact? No Problem, we'll paint it green for you!

Just send $9999.95 to Recklessrob c/o The Bahamas and you'll be the coolest dude on the boards !
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Zap on June 18 2009, 08:41:29 AM
I'll take two and I don't even have a car!  :supz:  :rofl;
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 18 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:41 am"
Now you too can be one of the cool kids with one of these hot new units.
100 amps more than the competition !
Not only will this alternator keep your battery charged, it'll also keep your car running at its peak performance.
Plus you'll enjoy these added benefits:
It'll run your laptop, cell phone charger, radar detector, sub woofer,
neon light kit, GPS navigation system, portable refridgeration unit,
toaster oven, adult pleasure devices, it'll even substitute as a power sub station during those pesky black and brown outs. - All without breaking a sweat.
In fact it works just like your old alternator, only bigger !
Worried about enviromental impact? No Problem, we'll paint it green for you!


Just send $9999.95 to Recklessrob c/o The Bahamas and you'll be the coolest dude on the boards !


Sigh, you forgot the part about its arc welding capabilities which are large enuf to support the entire national stimulus package job creation package. :supz:
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: firebird_1252 on June 18 2009, 10:38:44 AM
can this amazing product suport a small house?
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Top Speed on June 18 2009, 11:11:14 AM
I'm in!
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: TSM Girl on June 18 2009, 03:55:09 PM
Funny.  Chris will take 2 lol  :rofl;
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 18 2009, 06:14:24 PM
When did Mesa Boogie get into the automotive market?
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 18 2009, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: "firebird_1252 @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:38 am"
can this amazing product suport a small house?

Yes, if you balance it carefully on top.
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 18 2009, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:14 pm"
When did Mesa Boogie get into the automotive market?
They didn't, Ihadav8 lent this technology to the amplifier manufacturer.
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: DCEPTCN on June 18 2009, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:26 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:14 pm"
When did Mesa Boogie get into the automotive market?
They didn't, Ihadav8 lent this technology to the amplifier manufacturer.
Only amps are rectified and this board ain't catholic.
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 18 2009, 07:46:19 PM
This board is where innovative technology is born, raised, and put on the road...as well as into the hands of roadies.
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: gbsean on June 18 2009, 08:39:21 PM
will it help my 60' times....
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 18 2009, 08:41:57 PM
Makes the biggest difference when you install it in the trunk along side the battery!  Guaranteed to get you off the line and into the record books!
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: ULYCYC on June 18 2009, 09:41:30 PM
350 amps is what I need to power my piggyback 4000hp Weldon fuel pumps and 30,000 cfm's twin fans. I hope i have enough amps left for my maplight
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 19 2009, 02:38:44 AM
Quote from: "ULYCYC @ Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:41 pm"
350 amps is what I need to power my piggyback 4000hp Weldon fuel pumps and 30,000 cfm's twin fans. I hope i have enough amps left for my maplight


With Tesla's wireless transmission of power theory it'll power your opponents car as well.
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 19 2009, 08:55:53 AM
The IHADAV8 350 amp alternator is the Chuck Norris of alternators!
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 20 2009, 07:45:49 AM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:55 am"
The IHADAV8 350 amp alternator is the Chuck Norris of alternators!
Thats because it kicks ass and doesn't bother taking names...only statistics.
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 20 2009, 09:24:07 AM
Yup, and you get a lifetime of spam absolutely free when you power up the first time. :(
Title: Re: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Zap on June 21 2009, 03:47:13 PM
I received mine today and installed it along with my Nascar Battery. The car runs perfect...and it doesn't even have an engine in it!   :supz:
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: SuperSix on June 21 2009, 09:33:54 PM
Where can I get one?
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Steve Wood on June 21 2009, 10:49:28 PM
I heard the Prius Pace Car at Sonomo today was powered by a single Nascar battery and an Ihada 350!  The electric fan ran so fast that the driver left the main electric motors off most of the day.
Title: ***NEW*** IHADAV8.COM 350 Amp Alternators !!!
Post by: Recklessrob on June 21 2009, 11:07:00 PM
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:33 pm"
Where can I get one?


Send $9999.95 to Recklessrob c/o the Bahamas like it said.
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