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Title: What caused this ?
Post by: Recklessrob on March 08 2009, 10:28:17 PM: I was outside in the yard today and noticed these odd little trenches.
They're approximately 1 1/4" wide and 3/4" deep.Is this the result of
stem cell research (authorized by Obama) gone bad allowing a
bunch of dirt eating creatures to escape from some lab ? Could
it be a micro sized gorge caused by melting ice caps on my lawn ?
(undoubtedly caused by global warming...) Or perhaps it was
caused by some alien engineered or genetically corrected mole
introduced to my lawn from outer space ? Or a combination of the above ?

Please share your creative answers first followed by what you actually
think caused it.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Recklessrob on March 08 2009, 10:31:27 PM: Theres more...
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Recklessrob on March 08 2009, 10:32:43 PM: last one.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 01:26:48 PM: More evidence that Rawb's junk is so abnormally large that it drags on the ground as he walks?

Me popping a wheelie in my wheelchair?

Those are cracks, the Antichrist is emerging from hell in your very yard? (Congratulation s! )

Pelosi dragging her protruding anus along the ground like a 13 year old Basset Hound?
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 03:17:59 PM: Ass bugs. They crawl up your ass at night while you sleep and lay eggs. Think you have a sour stomach? Think again.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Recklessrob on March 11 2009, 09:33:20 PM: I posed this same question to a number of people on my e-mail list.
Here are their responses:

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Sorry to say I have no idea.
Perhaps a case of the creeping crud from Kenya???

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answer: AL GORE

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its a mole

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Mole....
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: TSM Girl on March 11 2009, 10:29:42 PM: I was going to say, you were desperate to melt the snow so you drank lots of water and melted it yourself... :pee; But, that is not lady like of me to say something like that.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: kma697 on March 11 2009, 10:33:05 PM: Don't have a creative guess but is that snow???? Its freaking March!!!!! You better call Al Gore and let him know this before he makes a bigger ass of himself with Global Farming.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Wrecked Em on March 11 2009, 10:50:11 PM: Quote from: "kma697 @ Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:33 pm"
Don't have a creative guess but is that snow????
Title: What caused this ?
Post by: 87natty on March 12 2009, 01:23:00 AM: Two words:

Yellow. Snow.
Title: Re: What caused this ?
Post by: Recklessrob on March 12 2009, 11:51:13 PM: Quote from: "kma697 @ Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:33 pm"
Don't have a creative guess but is that snow????