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Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2009, 03:59:33 PM
...has always fascinated me.

(http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/k/A/shc_lg.jpg)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/mysteries/combustion3.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uvngWfNFgbk/ST65dBNye5I/AAAAAAAAADg/b9fbyJbA1rk/s320/shc.jpg)
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: TSM Girl on March 06 2009, 04:00:47 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 06 2009, 04:05:49 PM
I've long theorized that it is caused by ugly shoes.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 06 2009, 05:01:43 PM
Ok, you're going to make me say it again....


My cousin died of spontaneous combustion. His last words were "Is it hot in here or is it just...."
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: TSM Girl on March 06 2009, 05:38:03 PM
I call it one major Hot flash!
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 06 2009, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:05 pm"
I've long theorized that it is caused by ugly shoes.


Did I ever tell you that it pisses me off when you post what I was going to post? :mad:
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Recklessrob on March 06 2009, 09:42:02 PM
I think TSMG may be onto something. The "hot flash theory".
You'll notice that the one constant is that they're all women.
The shoes are only part of the constant.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 07 2009, 09:32:07 AM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:42 pm"
I think TSMG may be onto something. The "hot flash theory".
You'll notice that the one constant is that they're all women.
The shoes are only part of the constant.


You may be right..maybe it works this way...."Her Hot Flashes cost me half my retirement funds so I thought.....Le t me show you what a hot flash really is and went out to the garage and got the gas can........... ....."
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 09:52:34 AM
you appear bitter.
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Top Speed on March 07 2009, 09:57:03 AM
Everyone on here is to some extent.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 10:52:57 AM
Is what?
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 07 2009, 12:07:47 PM
Everyone in here posting "is"

If they were "was", they would be underground.

dumass
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 12:55:26 PM
I think therefore I is can neither be considered good philosophy nor acceptable grammar (outside of Texas).

I think therefore, you are full of it. :idea;
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Top Speed on March 07 2009, 01:15:09 PM
Is bitter.  Bitter one.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 07 2009, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 pm"
I think therefore I is can neither be considered good philosophy nor acceptable grammar (outside of Texas).

I think therefore, you are full of it. :idea;


You think you think, but I is here to tell you, cogitation ain't yur forte.  I is not caring how many lincoln logs you had in yesterday.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 01:42:30 PM
How can water spontaneously combust? I call BS on the entire thread and everyone in it.
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 07 2009, 02:13:56 PM
fusion

next question
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 04:12:47 PM
How many Texans does it take to change TopSpeed's Diapers?
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Top Speed on March 07 2009, 06:35:42 PM
moronus maximus
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 06:53:12 PM
Stop cross-pollinating the Buick seeds.
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Recklessrob on March 08 2009, 10:19:04 PM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:13 pm"
fusion

next question
First fission, then refusion. hydrogen and oxygen, probably the single two most reactive elements.

"An element never forgets..."

BTW, Hubastank (sp ?) wrote a song about this very topic.
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:19 pm"
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:13 pm"
fusion

next question
First fission, then refusion. hydrogen and oxygen, probably the single two most reactive elements.

"An element never forgets..."

BTW, Hubastank (sp ?) wrote a song about this very topic.
Never a more worthy group of lads to spontaneously combust!


I think the very term for this phenomena is confusing Zap. He lives in fear of the possibilty that the Dunbar P.D. will "come bustin' his door down" when they find out about his botanical dabblings.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Recklessrob on March 09 2009, 07:46:37 PM
The poor sod has to do somethin' for income since his meth lab was blown to smitherines.
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 08:31:09 PM
It was blown to Kingdom Come. Smithereens is clear on the other side of the state. :jerkit;
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 09 2009, 08:56:07 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:37 pm"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:19 pm"
Quote from: "


I think the very term for this phenomena is confusing Zap. He lives in fear of the possibilty that the Dunbar P.D. will "come bustin' his door down" when they find out about his botanical dabblings.[/quote


So screwing plants is illegal in Western Viagra?  Must be herbal to live there :mad:
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 09:13:06 PM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:56 pm"

So screwing plants is illegal in Western Viagra?
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 09:24:00 PM
I prefer a measured, well thought out, planned and executed human combustion
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 09:33:33 PM
ROFL...fucking dick...ROFL
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Steve Wood on March 09 2009, 11:31:45 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:24 pm"
I prefer a measured, well thought out, planned and executed human combustion


keep practicing on yourself until you have it down pat :rofl;
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 11:34:28 PM
No thanks, but I'll wager a Strawdawg would burn veeeeery nicely. Muhahahahhaha!!
Title: Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 10 2009, 12:02:10 AM
Oooh, burn! For the record, I don't don't want any of you to burn- y'all're my homegirls!
Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
Post by: Zap on March 24 2009, 09:33:37 PM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:13 pm"
fusion

next question



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