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Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on February 25 2009, 11:00:06 PM
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Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: 87natty on February 26 2009, 12:35:03 AM
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:00 pm"
You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens


Damn, and all this time I was led to believe I was the product of my parents' drunken times in Tijuana.  :idea;
Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Top Speed on February 26 2009, 09:42:37 AM
Zap...
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on February 26 2009, 06:55:12 PM
what.....
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 26 2009, 09:05:02 PM
"to prevent the 'containers' from destroying themselves".  

Dropped the fucking ball with Islam, eh?

I know a lot of people who couls use some correction. With a quickness.

This idea was once explored by Deicide in a sond called "The Truth Above" I long for the day when I can finally enjoy an overdue "Told ya so!" as the religious types weep at having learned that there is no Santa and life is little more than titty bars and parking tickets.

 " Arrive on earth, from our past have returned
Not his child, christians in denial
His rule undone, we are their creation
The truth above does not know your savior

Unidentified evolution
Fallen truth, break the god illusion
Out of faith will revive with reason
Synchronize this world we live in


The truth coming will destroy his story
Not of this earth, we are part of research
Christian hunted, end of god confronted
The truth above, we are part who they are

Key to life is the question answered
Fly into never known advancement
Out of ignorance running rampant
Sterilizing us from disaster"
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on February 26 2009, 09:21:45 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 pm"
"to prevent the 'containers' from destroying themselves".
Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Steve Wood on March 06 2009, 06:31:00 PM
this is much more believable than most of the modern reality creation practiced by a few...okay, one.

Maybe that is who has been teaching the guys a profession that will earn them a living?

http://www.vbs.tv/full_screen.php?s=DGFE2305DC&sc=1363196
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on March 07 2009, 07:47:13 AM
Steve....
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Recklessrob on March 07 2009, 08:01:44 AM
"Beam me up Scotty, theres no inteligent life here..."
Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Top Speed on March 07 2009, 11:47:19 AM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:31 pm"
this is much more believable than most of the modern reality creation practiced by a few...okay, one.

Maybe that is who has been teaching the guys a profession that will earn them a living?

http://www.vbs.tv/full_screen.php?s=DGFE2305DC&sc=1363196


Very interesting. :atbeer:
Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:47 am"

Very interesting. :atbeer:



Top Speed is the result of what happens when genetic corrections are not done.
Title: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Steve Wood on March 09 2009, 04:12:57 PM
Zap is the result of what happens when genetic subtractions are made and Sanford and Son try to reuse the trash can contents to make their own container.
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 06:57:36 PM
Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Recklessrob on March 09 2009, 07:42:30 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:57 pm"
Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.
Great ! Alien moils...
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 08:32:56 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:57 pm"
Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.


That must be a big phone to hold two big fat asses.  :mad;
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 09:07:03 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:32 pm"
That must be a big phone to hold two big fat asses.
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Zap on March 09 2009, 11:17:49 PM
I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: DCEPTCN on March 09 2009, 11:38:56 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:17 pm"
I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.
I take it a step further and remind myself that at least I don't have whatever that guy has that they call The Tree Man. *shudders* Suddenly, a beer-gut ain't so bad.
Title: Re: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens
Post by: Steve Wood on March 10 2009, 04:51:54 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:38 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:17 pm"
I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.
I take it a step further and remind myself that at least I don't have whatever that guy has that they call The Tree Man. *shudders* Suddenly, a beer-butt ain't so bad.


I guess a beer butt ain't too bad compared to a whiskey butt, but either way, I want to be wearing nomex when you bend over to strike up a conversation
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