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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Zap on December 30 2008, 12:22:55 PM

Title: While you are in bed sleeping or doing whatever....
Post by: Zap on December 30 2008, 12:22:55 PM: ...these are crawling all over you! If you sneeze, it's because several thousand of these have crawled up your nose! Sleep tight! :cool;
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Post by: 87natty on December 30 2008, 05:16:50 PM: Better dust mites than gerbils!
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Post by: TSM Girl on December 30 2008, 09:32:03 PM: Keep your houses clean and you wont have as many....
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Post by: Racer X on December 30 2008, 10:54:42 PM: Be4u has crawfish crawing all over him...
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Post by: DCEPTCN on December 31 2008, 01:32:52 PM: Well, if you old people wouldn't sit around long enough to *collect* dust. :rolleyes;
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Post by: Zap on December 31 2008, 01:46:40 PM: That's a mite harsh.
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Post by: Top Speed on December 31 2008, 02:01:50 PM: TSM girl has been in the bed so long they are probably crawling all over her!!!
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Post by: Zap on December 31 2008, 02:47:32 PM: Sometimes they crawl up your nose and enter a blood vessel and ride it into your brain where they eat up all your sense.
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Post by: Racer X on December 31 2008, 03:02:23 PM: Do you think that when those mite take a bite out of Lynch or Sylvan they get a contact buzz?
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Post by: Zap on December 31 2008, 03:35:26 PM: Sure, right before they die.
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Post by: Racer X on December 31 2008, 05:38:56 PM: They would be embalmed at the time of death.
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Post by: DCEPTCN on January 01 2009, 11:32:43 AM: After all the down time I think Bryan is likely all that's crawling all over Donna.
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Post by: Zap on January 01 2009, 03:49:58 PM: Well, if they crawl up your Johnson and lay eggs in there you will go impotent.
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Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 01:15:16 AM: Quote from: "Top Speed @ December 31st 2008"
TSM girl has been in the bed so long they are probably crawling all over her!!!

EEEW :vom: That's Nasty!
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Post by: Racer X on January 02 2009, 06:36:07 PM: I wonder what's crawling all over Paul Stanely in his bed?
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Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 06:58:51 PM: Quote from: "Racer X @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:36 pm"
I wonder what's crawling all over Paul Stanely in his bed?
Chris Kattan as 'Mango".
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Post by: TSM Girl on April 25 2009, 11:54:47 PM: Ok, not to bring this gross thread up again, but word of warning guys, the second we get to Bowling Green, everyone better check your beds, I guess it's bad with these bed bugs because it has been making news down here all week that ALL the hotels are infested! :vom: If I see one, I mean one, I will scream and get the hell out of there and I am sleeping in my truck where it is safe!
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Post by: TSM Girl on April 27 2009, 08:59:13 PM: huh, no comments, what, did the Bed Bugs scare you guys or what?????????? :rofl;
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Post by: Top Speed on April 28 2009, 08:18:36 PM: Actually, yes.
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Post by: TSM Girl on April 29 2009, 11:03:14 AM: Well, when we check in, that is the first thing I am checking. :shotgun:
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Post by: 87natty on April 29 2009, 09:12:27 PM: Don't forget to look for a corpse under your bed!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/bodybed.asp
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Post by: TSM Girl on April 29 2009, 09:18:48 PM: I think that I may skip BG this year. J/K :rofl;
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Post by: Recklessrob on May 01 2009, 04:55:36 AM: Don't forget the "Swine Flu" on the planes either...
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Post by: TSM Girl on May 01 2009, 06:51:48 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ May 1st 2009"
Don't forget the "Swine Flu" on the planes either...

Another reason (excuse) for me not to fly!